Thai Rivera Found Guilty of Racial Profiling, Has to Hang out with LilyTino For the Next Decade

Several people have complained to Jeff and Shaleia saying that "watching Space Chimps would save so many black and brown people of America" and we have heard the cries of the people.

So we watched it. And it was a very peaceful, happy experience with no complications from any weirdos trying to disturb or disrupt that peace.

Recent allegations involving two matches, destined for harmonious union, include one from Ryan Havens himself, alongside with his new conspiracy theorist, Thai Rivera.

"This woman won't leave me alone and has delusions that she is my divine masculine and constantly threatens to kill herself anytime she's warned to stop. It's blackmail, abuse, and I'm sick of it. I am in a committed relationship with someone else and my partner is too terrified to speak out."

While we understand these allegations, ultimately Ryan is wrong, and as a result, we have now been given full permission of Michigan Municipal Court to expose Thai Rivera once and for all for assisting Ryan in calling the Nazis on us.

We just want to be left alone and live our lives. These swatting calls hurt the marginalized and we will be silent no longer! Our daughter knows about this and cries every night. He can go hang out with other stalkers like LilyTino, we don't care about him either!