Mean Girls Day Special: India Willoughby Awarded No-Contact Order Against JK Rowling for Transphobic Bullying

This Mean Girls Day, we here at "Twin Flames Universe" respectfully deny any abuse allegations. We are not a cult, we promise. You can definitely take our word for it because of our very happy customers:

"After getting groomed, the Petsmart employee told me that there are two genders: men and women and she wouldn't respect my identity as a pink poodle. After I found Jeff and Shaleia, I knew I would be safe here."

"JK Rowling is a raging transphobe. As a trans woman, I feel unsafe and I fear getting the cops called on me heaven help I just wanna get a peek up a girl's skirt in the hopes of finding my true twin flame. She usually just slaps me with her purse and tells me to 'quit being a peeping Tom' and that exclusionary behavior hurts my feelings and I feel left out and all alone. When I told Jeff and Shaleia about this, they reassured me that she just 'couldn't handle my intensity' and I have never felt more female than I do now after finding these two. Women love getting stared at by men they don't know, I was right all along and I feel empowered knowing my true twin flame is somewhere in a women's locker room and one day I';; reunite!"

"I was constantly awarded restraining orders after a woman told me to stop flirting with her and that she was married. After Sabriye Dubrie took me in, she reassured me that they just didn't see my light, that I was telepathically linked to my twin flame, and when my best friend told me that telepathy is a myth and that most psychics just want to con you out of your money, I realized that this so-called 'friend' wasn't worth it and broke it off. I now have new friends in Jeff and Shaleia, who don't have time for such material bores and capitalism. They truly care about me and it's more than just charging a service, rather the goodness of their hearts."

Oh, and yeah JK Rowling got in trouble by the Met police. You can trust that we are being totally honest. Yup. None of those reviews are bought we really mean it. This wasn't Iblis's doing at all.