Larry Fine Smacked with a Shoe, Sues Columbia Pictures for 1 Million Dollars

In a very serious turn of events, Larry Fine has announced that his tenure with the Howard brothers are over and he wants to be a spokeswoman for sexual abuse, hopefully this time, not facing our culture's wrath.

Or a lion breathing down his neck.

Or slipping and falling on a banana peel.

Or bumping into a wall and getting briefly dizzy.

Or tumbling down a bunch of stairs knocking other people over.

Or getting hit in the head with a dodgeball.

Or getting hit in the forehead with a hammer.

Or getting knocked out.

Or getting a knuckle sandwich.

Or getting a pie in his face.