Hamas Freedom Fighters Apologize for "Crude Behavior", Issues Apology to LGBTQ Community

In an effort to make several countries serving Allah more inclusive and friendly, in response to documentaries like "Every Body", Hamas leaders have agreed to "lay down their guns", agree with peacemakers that "[...]war is wrong", "We should not fire weapons at children of Israel like our Holy Qu'ran preaches," and "We promise to never, ever do that firing rockets thing ever again."

After Hamas leaders in power fighting for a better world watched "Every Body" (2023), they were immediately shown empathy, cried and hugged and decided to go on social media, no longer bragging about how "brusque" they have behaved in the past, no longer firing rockets at Israel however oppressive the country may be, and have welcomed intersex people with open arms after listening to the non-binary children of America living comfortably in laws that do this really weird thing like, ew, "establishing a constitutional right under the first amendment, that all men are created equal, and this little bit over here about free speech".

War has ended. No more forever.