Greater Dayton RTA Treasurer Wakes Up from a Dream from Jeff Divine, Learns How to Manage the City Fund Budget

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In a stunning turn of events, Jeff Divine's past-life regressions have left a proud member, Treasurer of RTA, feeling inspired to "invest less in additional routes when one bus could cover both", "flat fares and less days with free rides so that way the cost won't have to be raised to cover any resulting losses" and "more accessible ways to announce sudden route changes that could affect a commute to and from work and school". See, our spiritual beliefs DO work.

Meanwhile, MBTA up NORTH (we don't even mention the alleged M word because we have a right to a private life so that way THE rivals or competition don't know where we are) are out there all connected with ABC. How's that holding up since hoovering Jimmy Kimmel?

These people hate men honestly, and they'll come for your trans rights too. That way the customers can trust us and count on us to fend off exclusionary far-right fascists. Those evil Christians. They keep fearing the LGBT, it's all God's fault. Only we can help you.

And if you don't agree, you're racist.

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