Patrick L. Smith Sentenced to Endure August in Florida, Conditions Deemed "Hotter than Hades"

As hurricane Andrea encroaches on the Sunshine State, threatening Disney's life with merchandise sales losses and fewer employees to exploit to fill the pockets of park executives, a "humble" estate planner has been found guilty of stalking multiple women and forced to endure the fiery pits of Clearwater heat.

See how these venomous lawyers descend into the Great Pit of Darkness. Satan himself has stated that he would rather be put on blast by Babylon Bee than endure his terror.