Marvel Hero Adjusted to Appease Vulnerable Women

Recent complaints to Marvel Studio and backlash over the recent Captain America release have resulted in a big change at the Mouse's superhero studio, not about Steve Rogers' adventures, rather a cohort on his team, the mighty Thor.

Disney's adaptation of the herculean hammer-wielding hunk generated criticism from twin flame supporters, saying that imagery of a "God of Thunder" reminded them of traumatic memories from their karmic and narcissistic false twin flame resembling the trickery and betrayal of his brother, Loki.

Take a look at these tragic comments. Disney needs to have a heart!

"My false twin flame would create a social media account and then block me as a joke. My true twin flame will come back to me once the temporary protection order expires. I demand Thor be changed to his original professor interpretation in the books but in a way that respects Title IX rights, not like the Callahan guy in Legally Blonde."

"My false twin flame promised that one day he would come back to me once I was 'well enough' for him. The professor interpretation is more comfortable for me when I enjoy a bunch of guys with extra powers beat each other to the pulp with the same fight sequences."

"I thought Chris Hemsworth was shr*d*ed. Why are you l*die* m*d, quit being so PC!"

The last comment has been redacted to allow for Jeff and Shaleia's feelings.

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