Breaking Wind: Benjamin Netanyahu to replace longtime A-Team RAZZLE Member

In a sudden and shocking announcement, RAZZLE's producer and longtime movie commentary man-hating man person, Ben Hagelin, will be retiring early and moving to Tahiti.

After internal discussion and to keep the namesake going, the show has decided to take more inclusive steps and hire Israel's Prime Minister who is obviously very guilty of sexual harassment (due process is only for citizens, not politicians, that's what the Constitution doesn't tell you in the fine print), Benjamin Netanyahu.

The Prime Minister is recently under fire from those desperately clinging to any human rights for minorities possible and the underprivileged and oppressed and as a result, we got a bunch of white guys to get connected with him because they're famous and rich and white and clearly that means they need to do better and think of those who might not have everything readily accessible at their beck and call.

Happy Mother's Day. The patriarchy is really trying.