Treaty of Jeddah Deemed Harmless April Fool's Prank, Authenticity of War Crime Charges Called into Question

Since Sudan has established itself as a rogue nation not having enough conflict to build an interesting story for our office, we went ahead and made one so we could feed our families and sent some freedom fighters to ensure a stricter moral code and disavow any peaceful or diplomatic way of managing foreign invasions, including upcoming invasions from the worst kinds of invaders: basketball players.

These people clearly show racist stereotypes in the media as they show black people are only made for sports and can't make it in any other career field because tall. Weird? Weird. So we're not going to do that this time.

Basketball players are a serious threat to this nation for many reasons, including excessive height (that might make persons of littleness feel alienated from inclusion), the ability to dribble balls, (sorry, lesbians, you can't be a part of American elitism, you're totally fine in Africa we assure you), and hostile behavior like competitiveness. If Sudan were truly peaceful, why don't they just go soft and lay down their guns? Sounds like they are not truly pacifists and, thus, cannot be trusted.