Studies Show that Dating Outside of the Faith Does Bring About Long-Term Benefits, Interviewees Found with Three Sixes Drawn on Their Forehead in Large House

Recently, a single young man at Babylon Bee posed a question to the audience asking if dating outside of the Christian faith is morally acceptable if she is beautiful of face? Is she vile and black of heart deep down leading him down the path of sexual immorality and sin? We took to several secular women who are albeit someone I would take home to momma if it weren't for the ring on my finger if you catch my drift. Here were their answers:

"I feel oppressed by Christian beliefs. I fear that if someone expresses them, that they will try to convert me or will spread harm to other people who don't agree with them. Why unite two people just like that? It's already problematic and rooted in themes of patriarchy and sexual violence. As women, we not only need to discourage marrying inside the faith, but the faith altogether and the harm the Bible can do to innocent black people."

"I mean, I could date a Christian guy, provided he just not talk about his faith and instead keep his beliefs out of my business. If I say that there are more two genders, we owe it to our non-binary brothers and sisters to be more inclusive and just know that it's what I believe and don't agree, though I can definitely co-exist and walk alongside a Christian. He's just in the wrong and I will always love him even after all the beliefs oppressing my agnosticism."

"Shared values are important in a marriage. That's why as someone who is a genderqueer non-binary demigirl I think if I didn't find a demiboy who thought just like me then I couldn't make it work as we are just too different."

"I'm willing to cut you a deal because you're a hot reporter and give you both missionary and and oral for my starting price."

"I mean, to each their own, I don't really agree with everything Biden did either but in theory that would mean he would need to end up with a kid sniffer and I think I am entitled to a woman's affection. It's just a preference."

So you see, you can definitely trust a woman's judgment, as long as she uses the following to get noticed: her looks, her opinions, and not your opinions.