"Shrodinger's Feminist" Deemed Old and Outdated, New Poll Suggests Alternatives

We took to the streets of Manhattan to find out from feminists how to suggest new names to prevent empowerment from bring erased by straight white men in America. Here are the winning results (some answers such as "I see no issue in using that term since all lying feminists do is libel their ex" have been ommitted to ensure accuracy in case other people might not agree).


"How am I not female for simply identifying? I cook and clean for my husband instead of risk the economy and do something dumb like own a business or whatever, that's what all women do all the time!"

"Calling me male is insulting, men find me easy and I love it!"

"How DARE someone misgender me. I am perfectly sane and will NOT be objectified. Now let me see them bathroom stall breasts or I'll have the cops wait outside until I can see them."

"I have repeatedly asked others to use my preferred pronouns and they won't do what I ask, which is a misgender and after so many times, I owe it to the community to expose that behavior. It's not controlling their autonomy, it's being a better ally."



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