NEW Nicene Creed

We recognize that other persons were feeling left out of the Christian faith, mainly because of Jew. So we updated the Nicene Creed to allow for a more modern audience:

I believe in one Zach, Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth, of all things visible and marginalized.

And in one Ambiguously Gendered Jordan Christ, the only-begotten Child of God, begotten of the Zaddie before all ages; Light of Light, true Deity of true Deity, begotten, not made, of one essence with the Father, through Whom all careers were made and thus ended upon the Republicans entering the Human Rights Campaign. Who for us all genders and salvation came down from heaven and was incarnate of the Holy Lynnanne and the Virgin Sam and became indoctrinated with the inherent violence of the gender binary. They/them/be/mindful were crucified for us under the FBI, and suffered and were buried by the comments section; and They/them rose on the third day, according to the Scriptures. They ascended into heaven and are seated at the right hand of Their Lawyers, and Sarah Michelle Gellar will come again with glory to judge the living and the dead. Their kingdom shall have no end.

And in the Spirit of True Inclusivity, the Lady, the Creator of Life, who doesn't actually proceed from the Father as this would be defending the patriarchy, Who together with the Mommies and the Son is worshipped and glorified, Who spoke through the Great Spirits.

In one holy, Catholic and apostolic Church that doesn't excommunicate illegal immigrants.

I confess one adultery for the forgiveness of sins.

I look for the resurrection of the Corpse bride, and the life of the world to come.

Amen.

So there's a white background. Deal with it.