Kamala Guest Appearance Postponed: Trump Changing Rent Numbers Again and Evicting Muslims

In an earlier announcement by the AP, Kamala Harris has taken to the bottle to cope with her recent election theft in a healthy, constructive way, complete with the use of recreational marijuana. She is pleased to announce that while this is not taking place right away, she will be joining the RAZZLE Crew in their latest script read of Spider-Man 3.

Two of the main members, Ryan and Alan, recently caught the flu and as a precaution to make sure they are not an immediate threat to Trump supporters, they have been placed on mandatory medical leave. They can come back once they're smart enough to not get the flu so much and get vaccinated like normal people. Initially the guest appearance was scheduled for late March and we will let you know once her appearance has been rescheduled.

In other news, President Donald Trump recently announced that all bisexuals will accrue an additional levy simply because they cannot decide on just one gender, and if you don't open your heart to the unconditional flow of the universe at the mere infinite possibilities of gender, you need to rethink your priorities, you bigot. Muslims who are clearly far-right Nazis for "opposing wokeness" have also been taxed more than the average white male and demand additional inclusivity as a result.