"How Bout Your Face?" Joke Turns Deadly, Streets Turn to Violence

An apparent riot has occurred at Times Square because a tourist decided the smart thing to do were to walk up to a street performer, greet it and when the costume-bearer asked for a tip, the clearly not New Yorker said, "How 'bout your face?"

Offended at that remark, the entertainer explained that he had an OnlyFans and that performing on the side of the road while swiping someone that appeared to be an outsider (more often than not they wear "I Heart NY" shirts, Mexicans love that phrase!) wasn't affecting his ability to do his job, so the least the Spaniard could do was pay the guy after all he did for this taco Tuesday-celebrating Mardi Gras-loving nutjob. And that anyone trying to call that lifestyle out as "predatory" was clearly false as he was in a costume. Only problem was it was a minion costume and that he felt prejudiced for his costume of choice.

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