Freedom Fighter Fired for Standing Up to Harassment, Trans Women Deemed Inferior Per UK Ruling, Men's Rights Uncertain

Today marks a "historic day" for unmentionables, including Jews and women. In a recent UK ruling, trans women once again face marginalization from their own oppressive government, citing that sex is "binary" and that "trans women are not real women", crushing the hopes and dreams of many trans rights crusaders bravely fighting for their right to exist. This fascist ruling came shortly after a Met police officer was fired for standing up to genocide and exercising his human rights.

A bonfire party was held to celebrate trans inclusivity at Governor Shapiro's house and while we can agree that the party got a little more rowdy than usual, Shapiro has released previously unleaked comments to the press including statements like "a little fun never killed nobody" and reminding his supporters that he is alive and no harm was intended. The suspect charged with arson was actually an old friend and police have since apologized for the unnecessary arrest and dismissed the charges.

From this day henceforth, today is "Day of Tears" for the trans rights leaders who worked so hard to establish their place and stand up to bigotry, tyranny, and authoritarian rule by women. Any homosexuals who deem these people as "fragile" and "deluded themselves into believing in more than two genders Heaven help someone criticizes them with biological research" are just lesser-thans. Please exercise patience as we determine which ghetto in which they will be sorted.