College Student Spends $100K on First Year, Receives Concerning Package in the Mail

A mom is facing suspicion from campus authorities as she claimed she was sending her son a "care package" to celebrate completion of his freshman year.

The kid was told he would receive something in the mail if he secured something really gross and capitalistic like, ew, a part-time job and receive exceptional grades on his midterm and end-of-year exams (stuff for hipsters, what do they really know, they should just take one class).

The care package consisted of his favorite childhood snack to affectionately remind him that he was "Always my son, Love Mom" (such a Baldwin), several pairs of socks, a knit hat from grandma who, weird? weird, "loves her grandson very much and is so proud of him and hopes he wears it next semester when it gets cold", and lastly the piece de resistance...

A shirt that says, "I worked so hard in school and all I got was this lousy T-shirt". Who does stuff like design custom T-shirts for their kids, don't parents have anything better to do with their time? Should probably not be addicted to Illustrator so much and get help.