TRANSCRIPT: ZACH AND ALEXIS' DIVORCE

We sat down with Mr. Mourar's ex-wife in an interview on CBS News: Sunday Morning to gain insights into the tumultuous short-lived celebrity marriage, why it ended, and what this could mean for high-profile encounters with fans.


Jane Pauley: You're watching Sunday Morning on CBS. I'm Jane Pauley and I'm joined today by Alexis Freeman, former wife and current advocate for anti-LGBT legislation everywhere.

Alexis Freeman: Thank you for having me. Where's the RAZZLE merch? I haven't gotten my fix.

Pauley: It appears to be on a...BaltDickney.com?

Freeman: BAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

Pauley: So tell the audience about the divorce. How have you been coping since then.

Freeman: Me know nothing, me entitled to Zach's love. That's why I do jail.

Pauley: Ah. So nothing on any new relationships since then?

Freeman: Me dum-dum RAZZLE fan with no life who eats dick. Also I root for Kansas City Chiefs as revenge.

Pauley: Okay...so have you found anyone new since then.

Freeman: BEATS PILL.

Pauley: We might be having a language barrier. Do you speak Spanish? Are you sure you're not just an illegal immigrant? Not that we mind of course...we'll protect you if you need to break federal law.

Freeman: LOLLIPOP.

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