FROM THE ARCHIVES: "Ever After" Proven to Actually Be a True Story, "Gulf of England" Renamed Back to "Gulf of Mexico" in the name of DEI

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We recently had the white privilege and "special treatment" (it was really our right) to sit with the Grande Dame of France and hear about her late grandmother from the 1500s and her journey from lowly minimum wage worker to Princesse of France. Ye olde, take listen and take ye heedeth!

Cometh ye oneth and alleth to ye olde newsepaper, England has just been defeated ye and our country is now nameth the "United States of America", and what was onceth 13 a colony is now a group of 13 independeth stateth.

It is now the Industrial Revolution and no this is not ye time jumpeth to spare the audience pacing problems, we just strive for the truth at the hands of God so that the LGBTQ+ community can finally go to the asylum where they belongeth. Hear ye, hear ye for the Gulf of Mexico is now saveth called by God to do justice for all.

With Danielle de Babarac as our new queen, hear ye, hear ye in all the land, no more minimum wage workers will be needed and socialism can finally be vanquished just like in "Utopia". Any dissenters will need to take it up with the police, always watching you.

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