Empowered Female Fired, Pink Slip Cites "Lack of Sexual Encounters, Did Not Meet Quota of Male Boss"

A woman is feeling very upset at the male gender today due to her sudden termination of employment from "Kissing and Co.", a company inspired by "South Park" to help raise awareness of suffering women and build community and support for women in the workforce.

Democrats in office have grown increasingly concerned about her health, citing immigration problems and racism as the true reason behind her sudden unemployment. We took to the studio to interview her and she declined to appear on camera, citing that she sees the appearance as stalking. While we understand her concerns that her videos really are not public domain and feature other people's work and that a YouTube publication does NOT mean she is consenting for men to stare at her, we are sensitive to female needs and have agreed to censor her for privacy reasons.

Her large following of 3,000 TikTok subscribers declined to comment further regarding her sudden termination of employment. Her husband has since described the sex as "not good enough" and "failure to deliver on services promised" once the money was handed over.