How to Tell If Your Twin Flame Really Didn't Mean It When Filing For that Protection Order

It's that time of year, the holidays! Halloween (season of the devil and The Gay TM), Thanksgiving (season of Beyonce), and Christmas (season of Hallmark movies). If you are feeling lonely and longing for your true twin flame, here's how to tell that the married veteran preying on geishas and their bathrooms was just playing with your heart, and how to tell that he doesn't deserve his "real American wife":

1. It's not Stockholm syndrome, what that false twin flame did to you is awful. He is the real twin flame and he will help you no matter what. It's not a cult leader blackmailing him with threats of suicide and homicide, he really does love you absolutely do violate court orders and C&D letters telling you police will be called if you don't stop talking to him. 2. If someone has filed multiple times, they are just doing drugs girl and have no reason to fear you. Come talk to me and I will make sure her libel disappears. I can help you there. You can't tell the right sort for yourself. I am God and you can have golden children of your own. 3. He's just struggling with avoidance and is running. One day he will end his career and marry you. Because avoidance isn't what his schtick is AT ALL... 4. He secretly loves getting canceled by his fanbase. People are just joking when requesting a movie after multiple clear requests to honor the promo as required in exchange for watching the movie. 5. That random girl who wrote poems. She's not calling him out on his ego, she thinks he's the false twin flame too whatcha worried about honey?