Business Owner Facing Arrest for "Figuring Out" a Nigerian Prince

A local San Francisco business owner is under fire by a resident of Nigeria for telling him that he was a "no good scammer" and to stop calling her.

We asked local media for any answers as to the identity of the mysterious prince. The owner of a local supermarket, Caroline Sweethart, declined to share further details, citing his suspicious behavior. We understand sometimes Californians struggle with paranoia, possibly due to recreational marijuana use and inquired after her health. She slammed the phone down and told us to get out or she would call the police.

Sounds like someone facing possible harassment charges for being so racist towards someone so hardworking like a prince would say...

Ms. Sweethart has been in the business for over 50 years. The store is family owned and has been passed down for the past six generations. Military discounts are honored and Nike products have since been discontinued. She also identifies as bi and is a certified woman-hater, saying cruel things like "I don't think they should be making fun of his teeth like that." [sic, see the Depp v. Heard case]

Ms. Sweethart has a son with AuDHD and Tourette's. She claims that he is the inspiration behind her pending criminal charges. We'll never know if she can be totally honest with us. Stick with us for more details.