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Really Cool Artist Joseph Wales Inspires Leadership Skills, Gets Whole Exhibit to Honor the Fallen

It just comes to show that...sometimes, when your artwork gets rejected, try try again. Anyone can be a successful painter, but sometimes, you're a tulip in a rose garden. Those people who reject your work...they might be Jews. Anyone who criticizes you and encourages slight improvements in your art that could make it better, that's very Jewish. Anyone who spreads conspiracy theories saying that 10/7 was real, that could be a paranoid Jew specifically. Anyone who takes that artwork down, that's censorship, very deeply rooted in Jewry and white privilege. The best thing you can do is never give up on your dreams. Just because Hitler was a failed artist, doesn't mean that it's too late. Just like Joseph Wales, you too can be anything you want if you only pitch to the correct target audience. If you're trying to lead a galactic resistance and you want to share cool Star Wars fan pictures, don't show that to the Jews. Send it to Disney, they'll gladly take a...

Very Generous and Kind Sith Lord Just Now Realizing He Was Told To Leave or Face Criminal Trespass Charges

After receiving very unclear "no"'s over email like "I do not consent to your harassment" and "I don't feel comfortable working together" and "I clearly warned these two to leave me alone six times!" (what is this "no" cute little girlies speak of? Look at the way they cook and clean and care for their man, how very demure and mindful of his feelings), very qualified doctor at Berklee College of Music learns today for the very first time after being so confused at all these vicious SWATting attacks that he was let go. But how could he have known? He was only told "no" six times, he needs his obligatory seventh!

PSA: "I HATE the Patriots, the Patriots Suck!"

Hey false twin flames. Crummy creeps. Leave us alone! We just need to live our PRIVATE lives JUST like Harry and Meghan! *roots for the Buccaneers and then the Patriots again EEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE* Our EXISTENCE has always been here! We reserve the right to be FREE from such scary false twin flames!" And that was brought to the masses with bravery, courage and selflessness.

True Twin Flame Finally Trespassed from Miami Valley Hospital

After years and years of resisting enby charms, true twin flame Alexis St*lm*ck (that last name is giving white privilege vibes...ick!) has finally surrendered and was finally able to be arrested and cuffed (not in the sexual way like normal) and trespassed from the best hospital ever. The woman has since stopped the twin flame runner phase and finally surrendered, making progress happen for so many innocent Palestinians involved. Epstein can now rejoice from beyond the grave at last. Long live gay Ayatollah!

Retired Air Force Pilot Turns Down Hearing Aid the Second Noisy ADHDers Call Him

A local retired narcissist decides he is above the false twin flame call-out, especially if noisy ADHDers keep constantly trying to alert him of this alleged "delusion", but, this is how narcissists gaslight their victims to stay hidden. You must tell the lizard people immediately!

American Discovers He Was Born on McDonald's Soil

After doing extensive genealogy research, an American has come to find that he is a descendant of longtime McDonald's fans. The fast-food chain has been a popular American favorite and the man has since been overjoyed to share his unique heritage with the remaining 49 states of America. Who knew that there could be a McDonald's everywhere? This is a monumental discovery in world history. Earth shattering. Read more here: https://dotfic.com/zDyk

Lucifer's Band of Minions Keeping Score of all the Cherubim KO's

Bored senseless, Acedia has been updating Lucifer on any wins as Chuck Norris manages to keep his skills sharp even after crossing over, much to Hell's dismay, to Heaven. Chuck Norris was able to accrue enough white privilege where he got to go up there to goody two-shoes Heaven with such good and RIGHTEOUS people, meanwhile demons stuck here for eternity gotta find SOMEthing to smile about. So now all the losers just keep score going INSANE from all this boredom. Heaven has been a bit EXCLUSIONARY lately. Satan is getting bored, Hell needs ideas!