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Everybody, we need to make you aware of very important safety concerns in TFU locations everywhere. The A in RAZZLE is bald again. This is an act of hate speech and incitement of violence. When he has no hair, he is simply unable to be trusted. All children must be shielded from this monstrosity immediately! He won't just fill your DM's with insanity and senseless thoughts of violence, also your DF's. He must be restrained. Someone stop him!

And now a PSA from our Princess Twin Flame ten years into the future... "My husband and I are VERY united and happy together, you greedy Jews. If you don't stop making fun of us we'll be there in your boys' locker rooms. Now hand us your lunch money!" This brave statement was not done lightly and with no assistance from a legal team. Your monetary support is crucial to helping kids, especially marginalized trans kids, in need.

Lately there have been some very public bullying behavior targeting our cult, comparing the hard work we do to "McDonald's French fries". Alan, you made Shaleia cry. Someone has to like her ideas better than yours! This is not okay. We have to go console the woman. How dare you drive her to such misery! This is not funny and we demand reparations! We want a refund today, not tomorrow!

Ew, you won't believe this disgusting far-right fascist behavior I saw: These people with the weirdest hijabs were in a church and singing instead of speaking a service in favor of Allah. They proclaim weird Nazi rhetoric like saying that Jesus is "the true faith", not inclusive and very unfriendly towards the homeless. So disgusting that even a baby would cry at the disgusting things they do in there Saturday evenings and Sunday mornings. What is this Vespers and Matins they speak of? Now we gotta take a vocabulary test and remember that stuff? Forget this, I wanna play Doom. And don't call it Sabbath, that's for losers. Come hang out with Shaleia and Jeff, we rock at this sort of thing.

A: No, you idiot, Palestine is. Don't listen to those greedy Jews claiming that title.

We at "Twin Flames Universe" applaud the great courage it took for former RAZZLE guest and beloved comedian Jordan to stand up for trans rights in America. After all they did...lost their job...their home...everything they stood for...standing up to transphobic harassment in America and fighting such a brave battle. Alexis has finally surrendered to Divine Union and worked through her inherent avoidance and they are now in union. The battlefront is no more and finally the planet can ascend to good, good vibes of unconditional love.

Recent allegations about Jack from Spilling the Milk allege that he endured a "concussion". We here at "Twin Flames Universe" would like to respectfully deny the allegations. They are all false. You see, The Creator will come for you, directly for your head if you do not listen to Jeff and Shaleia. They can help you in any situation and they were just trying to help their little princess, you psychopathic Nazi cops at Beavercreek Police. You guys claim that you look after the homeless, but really, you just exclude and harass them. We don't feel included and your actions hurt our feelings. They are not okay in the slightest and if you don't agree with this blog post, you're transphobic.

Guys...we have an announcement regarding two very esteemed and sexually desirable "Twin Flames Universe" members... Arielle was Gwen Turner's twin flame this whole time and they are engaged! Please wish these two 50 bucks each so we can release the divine love together all over the planet! JK Rowling has no commentary to offer on such trivial bores, what a total transphobic narcissist!

PSA: Zach still owes me 100 dollars for the hump day lapdance. Because.

Recently, our most esteemed ex-member of TFU (Kanye West still loves Jeff, don't worry peoples) got engaged to her not twin flame and we were really disappointed. We loved this girl when she was calling out the narcissist and all her false twin flames. And now she has to go and be happy with someone else? Well, now that she's writing boosting up her new friends and fiance, we'll just wait for her karma to clear. Until then, until then.

EVERYBODY! I have a very, ahem, IMPORTANT announcement to make. Ben is my false twin flame and I am happy to announce that Alan and I have reunited in harmonious union. I don't have to put up with his cousin's horrific abuse anymore! And watch Space Chimps. Don't listen to that idiot Alexis simping over Top Gun.

A: Yes. I cut off his penis! I think of how my twin flame treated me every day. Losing him was like losing a manchild. And I am upset about it!

And now for this next one... It's been really hard lately. Ryan Havens, this one is for you. I totally wrote the lyrics: For those days, we felt like a mistake Those times when love's what you hate Somehow We keep marchin' on For those nights when I couldn't be there I've made it harder to know that you know That somehow We'll keep movin' on There's so many wars we fought There's so many things we're not But with what we have, I promise you that We're marchin' on We're marchin' on We're marchin' on For all of the plans we've made There isn't a flag I'd wave Don't care if we bend, I'd sink us to swim We're marchin' on We're marchin' on We're marchin' on For those doubts that swirl all around us For those lives that tear at the seams We know We're not what we've seen For this dance, we'll move with each other There ain't no other step than one foot Right in front of...

Rumors have been circulating after an audition at "Chopped!" that Philip Korson is being sent home for including suspicious looking pork in his dish. "I watched the new 'Snow White' live-action movie and I felt inspired to try my own Regina Once-Upon-a-Time like dish of my own." After several relatives insisted that he is not allowed to have pig products in his dishes, the contestant's dish was found to not have enough chili pepper and he is welcome to try for a shot next year.

You keep saying that we're "lazy" when we call you out or that we can't do our jobs when we have to go about our business worshipping She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. JK Rowling is oppressing us and taking away our rights to worship witchcraft and it's all your fault! Quit starving our Gazan kids!

We'd like to make a public statement to UNMENTIONABLES who dare accuse TFU of something preposterous and meritless like sexual harassment and "defending stalking". We will not play your dangerous game nor defend your, ew, "survivor narrative". It's very gay. These allegations, that we post "revenge porn" and pimp people are very egregious. Tread lightly because you might get a virus. Especially Trump voters trying to take away our women's rights. Why you gotta be so mad all the time? It's all right, it's just chocolate. No need to get out the golf club, you ladies are just too feminine. Gotta embrace the DM love.

So your twin flame thinks "Wicked" is overrated or swears by the OBC and no one else because they're part of the elitist "saw Idina and Kristin live in NYC deal with it" crowd. 1. Spice things up. Tell them about Wicked DOT COMMERCE LET ME LIVE MY LIFE and when hipster over there complains, add an air of mystery when communicating a problem. Don't let them get hashtag triggered, they'll just take the overplayed soundtrack and make it about Trump and the "witch hunts" he brags about with Epstein's ghost. 2. Make their friends watch "Space Chimps". Andy Samberg is way more entertaining tbh. 3. Create an Only Fans as a surprise. Your twin flame will appreciate it and any time their karmic gets hypervigilant, tell her she's a greedy green, very ugly, always wearing black. Jew. Dummies get so mad with all this "wahhh bring home the hostages we want our people" well then pay us you won't have this problem! You get all ...

A: I mean, some doctors were citing mirroring as echolalia, which is common in autism, and to some extent, humanity will mirror people that they like of whom they wish to socialize. But...idk...probably shouldn't hang around someone like that, especially if they turn your real problems into public exposure online.

It APPEARS as if CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS have their OPINIONS and keep pushing monogamy on people who don't want it and that hurts my feelings. I got seven husbands and I'm fine! Zach won't let me open it up and he keeps oppressing me because is a white male slave owner. Someone do something!

Hi Kings, tap to see my dick hehehehe." -A very profound statement from Trans People of Twin Flames Universe

Recently some autistic members of the community were thinking about bailing. Here are some handy tips to make sure they stay and embrace unconditional love. 1. Threaten suicide if they try to leave. It's not blackmail if they keep pushing away the very love they are not prepared for. We don't "hate autistic people", in fact are on a gender spectrum ourselves. That's kinda autistic, you know how you flappy arm people are. How does that work? 2. Expose stimming behaviors as inherently white privilege and S&H. Stalking and harassment and stimming behaviors are the same. Tell the world how awful these communication styles are. Autistic people cannot be trusted, they're just obsessive psychopaths who read dumb Nazi rhetoric like "Harry Potter". 3. Leak private conversations between twin flame couples. This shows how awesome twin flames really is and why you should think we're awesome too. #TransLivesMatter #ScrewYouRowling #ItsNotGaslightingJustPu...

You can reunite with your bisexual divine counterpart in three easy steps: 1. Running/chasing stage. This means they will be holding women accountable for criticizing polyamory. It's not "sexist" nor "cheating", just part of the karmic process. 2. Surrender. To Allah of course. None of that Jew talk, just Allah. 3. Reunion. Meaning standing up to anyone who dare interpret Queen Bee's work, that's disrespectful!

You claim to be so "antifascist", yet you voted someone into power that could take away Jeff's right to believe what he wants. So here are my three wishes I have for the bigoted, spiteful, ignorant right-wing conservatives who bully and harass me 24/7: 1. I wish you would kill yourselves. Hitler went insane and committed suicide and you know what? The world threw a party and they should do that over YOUR grave! 2. I wish you would get stabbed and die from your injuries. So what if there was a scuffle at Logan Airport, you just support the corporate greed and exploitation of Disney and censor my rights to be female and live my life how I want! 3. I wish you would sell yourself, HOES IN THE BACK! I wanna believe in twin flames if I want, and you need to follow the law better and UNDERSTAND IT! BECAUSE YOU KEEP HARASSING AND FRICKING ABUSING ME YOU SCUM OF THE EARTH CREEPS! YOU ARE PATHETIC WASTES OF SPACE AND YOU KEEP TAKING AWAY MY RIGHTS AND YOU KEEP ON VERBALLY ABUSING P...

It has come to our attention that GAY has been spotted in the outskirts of Boston. Here is what you do to protect yourself. 1. Hide your children. 2. Bolt your windows. 3. Lock your doors. These venomous creatures cannot be spotted in society. They will burn your home and corrupt you with thoughts of so much Sodom! You can't trust them! Trust Jeff and Shaleia! They can save you from the fires of hell!

A: Oh, honey. He has got a HUGE ego for treating you like that. That is the WORST feeling ever. Waiting out the storm while he regrets losing an adorable angel like you is so hard. I don't mind charging half off for spiritual help. There, there. It will be okay.

#HairyLivesMatter

So our cult has been found by evil far-right fascists... Well... Here are some things you gotta remember about these guys: 1. They're all high on drugs. We know that because they cannot handle our opinions. 2. They're just jealous because we made it and they didn't. Bigots. 3. They're all triggered Karen Christians who say 'Murica that customer service people hate. Never allowed to worship in peace, always gotta be "we're sinners and going to hell and need to repent" blah blah blah same old transphobia...nothing new, always offended, never accountable. Don't pick up the phone if they call. It could mean life or death. Or worse...a woke right protest..

I was wondering why my twin flame told me "f*ck you" and he explained he had Tourette's and that sudden pursuit out of nowhere startles him and triggers his tics, so I wanted to share some advice that could help anyone end up in divine union, regardless of disability. 1. Reassure your twinny that you are not stalking him, even if he's in a serious relationship or engaged/married. This is crucial in calming the tic down because you are no longer a foe in his brain's mind, rather his meant-to-be. 2. The intensity of the connection is like a change in routine. Be practical in your flirtatious movements. Don't suddenly approach the guy with big bold gestures, he doesn't do that normally, that's just what the bigoted conservatives tell you. 3. It will be no matter who tries to stop it. This is your union. He will learn to control himself around you, it's only a natural part of the process. You will trigger your twin flame into craving every aspect of yo...

If anyone tells you that "twin flames are a cult" or, ew, weird paranoid stuff like "Hamas is terrorism" and WHOA racist comments like "A left-wing government has never cared about black people, only staying in power,"; these people are not well enough for the workforce. They're just mad because they are dried up, sexually undesirable, and support Zionist genocide in the middle East. These people claim that they have equal rights to their opinions just as much as their colleagues who disagree, yet they lie and constantly play the victim. Because of their vote. Join TFU and no matter what, you can find true love and happiness all for a small price. Not your life, just a few bucks it won't kill you to do your job and earn your way to pay us. If you can't shill out a dime or two to help the poor man's pain, we don't owe you the courtesy of helping you. We have mouths to feed, too.

Hey pretty white boy, tap to see my tiddies!" -A historic quote by BLM, Twin Flames Universe, Hamas, and all very inclusive affiliates and subsidiaries

A few things to remember when studying music around the best of the best. We are all inclusive, unconditionally, no matter who you are. Provided you don't do the following: 1. You can't fear the "far-left". The whole narrative that these are terrorists who harass conservative voters is extremely dangerous, even when tied into some weird unknown narrative about a twin flame cult I guess. 2. You can't show Berklee Hillel as the good guys. These are the oppressors, the Sith, the fascists who take away rights. 3. You can't support Trump. This is an evil, hateful man and we are completely sickened and disgusted that someone would dare not vote for Kamala Harris last year. Some people disagree and think she is the better fit and most "people with common sense" are just triggered by her. Total Karens who yell at fast food workers and throw hamburgers when they don't get their way. We can support you and help you for a small fee. Stand up to the far-righ...

I need to come forward again, THIS time I will FINALLY be heard and understood. Don't listen to the Z in RAZZLE! He's oppressing me! He's going to take away my rights to drive a boat and fly a jet plane next, just you watch! He told me in a livestream that he would beat me while he was drunk while his karmic, ew, WIFE would sit there and watch and laugh and that was really hurtful and my feelings are all hurt. And it's all his fault!

I was feeling really blue today and then I made this new friend, Willow LaSesh and she told me that she could be there for me in all my times of happiness, grief, struggle, and everything else in-between, all for a nominal fee. So unconditionally loving and inclusive of her to be such a safe person to talk to. Her readings are 5/5 stars and if you don't agree with me, you're racist. Here is a reading she did. "To answer your questions, yes, your twin flame loves you and no, the allegations claiming he 'doesn't know you personally' are false. Your souls predetermined before this lifetime that you have known each other for 1,001 Arabian years at least. Soul is eternal, it knows no time frame. You are hurting the connection by continuing to pursue. You were also wondering if someone was catfishing as him online claiming to defend you, wondering if this was real. It is real, no there is no "catfisher", that's just what the Zionist terrorists tell you ...

It has come to our attention that evil Zionists portray terrorists as "child predators" trying to "indoctrinate youth to get up and support Hitler". These allegations could cost them their job and are LIBEL, why would the ADL support such a thing like saying "Hamas did the 10/7 attacks"... Look how these greedy Jews drivel and cry and feel miserable, it's all for reputation and their narcissistic reputation and image. All they care about is money, shouldn't portray them as "generous and kind", these people were enslaved, I assure you that they were harassed and not treated right. We owe it to the people of color who gave their all to lead the Israelites to freedom. Any mockery of this is NOT funny, this is serious stuff that is happening to Hamas and their brave supporters enacting justice and equity for all. I don't think this oppression need continue and if it means I need to defend myself, then I should be allowed that too. It'...

A:  My twin said to me, “I'm married and I've been happily married for decades and I love my wife and we are happy. Besides I don't really like you, Willow.” I don't think you can get much more rejected than that…but we are in union. He divorced, became available and we have been very happy in union working on our mission.

PEASANT DWELLERS! I AM NOT SAFE RIGHT NOW! GREG FROM BCP MADE ME ALL THESE NICE VIDEOS AND THEN HE CLAIMED IT WAS "PARASOCIAL" AND PROCEEDED TO GRAB MY BUTTOCKS IN DAYLIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS! Do not trust him. He is a fugly pimp with no chicks! Avoid him at all costs!

In an overwhelming poll, Berklee students were asked whether they preferred "Look What You Made Me Do" or "Heil Hitler" as their go-to track to motivate them for the Fall 2025 semester. We regret to inform you that, sadly, 9 out of 10 students chose the former. We've been trying to contain them but the numbers grow in enormity and for that, we are truly sorry for our white privilege.

A trio of three frightened students at Hogwarts face serious charges after costing their Headmaster her job. Umbridge is an extremely gifted witch, well versed in helping twin flames achieve harmonious union to ensure that everyone feels safe and welcome at the school of witchcraft, wizardry, and spellcasters so THERE HAHA THE SPELLCASTERS WIN YOU CRAZIES! Anyways, they're due to appear before the Ministry of Magic on Friday.

A: The stage MUST be reached of giving up and therefore losing ALL HOPE of having a physical union with your twin flame at some point within the process. However it is RARE for someone to experience this as is is not an earthly relationship. If this person is being told, "Hey, threatening to end your life because your 'twin flame' doesn't want to meet you in person and you're getting scammed by 'Gays for Palestine' and frankly we see emotional blackmail as problematic. Stop evading contact bans to make union happen," these people are just having 3D earthly ego. They don't understand the high frequency of this relationship and how high your vibes are. Resist all earthly warnings and keep pursuing your beloved. The greatest majority of people on Quora, if they have truly met their twin flame, have not entered this stage. It can be seen clearly from these brilliant and intelligent quantum beings. You see, the physical soul embodiment cannot alone endu...

Has your twin flame been in the running stages of the journey? Here are some ways to help combat the stressors and distress the divine masculine frequently experiences. 1. Focus on your own healing. You might be reading this and think, "I need therapy!" Ni, of course you don't need therapy, do spend your money on card readings and gifted subs! But do it subtly in a way that doesn't intimidate him with your light. 2. Catharsis. Channel all your grief, anger and rage, right onto him. Your twin flame is unlike any other love and they will trigger and uproot your deepest wounds so you know what flaws to work on to look better and nicer for him. He will understand.  3. Post about him on social media passive aggressively. Show him just how passionate and emotional you are, like women do.

If anybody asks, while the Nazis interrogate Jeff and Shaleia, remember that they may be trying to catch these two in a moment of vulnerability. Here are the three common questions asked and how to answer. 1. "Does your cult justify stalking?" "No, that is an attack on my right to defend myself. It's all Israel's fault!" 2. "Does your cult force gender reassignment surgeries?" "No, this is an attack on trans rights. It's all transphobic Israel's fault!" 3. "Does your cult give minorities an entitlement complex to ruin innocent careers?" "White people are not owed an apology for what we do. Black people just want to feel accepted and be treated like equals. It's all the apartheid Israel's fault!"

A: Like forever never coming back after separation? At all? There is so much misinformation out there on the nature of true Twin Flames. Israel still hasn't raised their vibes to the very utmost unconditionally loving vibes. This very sacred esoteric phenomenon has been reduced to a simple "scam" because common folk can't get a job. Twin Flames are not about a "healthy" human relationship but a very ancient esoteric sacred alchemical splitting of one soul exercising self-expression in 2 email bodies. This is a rare love, hard to come by and female ego just doesn't understand it. Twin Flames are high evolutionary ancient beings who are here to be an example of unconditional Eros love for humans (much like earth angels and spirits) and to be a bridge between the spiritual realm and the earthly realm - experienced this first hand. A Twin Flame is something you either are or are not, there is no explanation, just experience.  Twin Flames are the magicians of...

A local schoolboy is being told shhhh by a local librarian. How dare staff silence this sufferer into silence. Reasons included, "disturbing other patrons while working", "running when we should be walking" and "not using inside voices"...the very idea that this man could not express himself the way he wanted! Local authorities have been contacted immediately to investigate. We'll keep you updated in real time.

On August 17, 2025, at 5:30 PM, a huge fan of Psalm 23 cited the verse as, ew, "a huge source of comfort for her depression" and "warned Jeff and Shaleia to leave her alone". After some investigating, the woman was since detained and is back to her usual cooking and cleaning, where the rest of the broads belong. And if you don't agree with me, you're racist and xenophobic.

Well, it's no secret now...you've wandered into our inclusive safe space. Can't trust the outside world and their regressive ways of thinking. We can help you undo avoidance and help you vibrate the vibes of unconditional love with these three simple steps: 1. Your credit card number. Bonus if it's the one you use at a department store, we are all about sharing the love and being charitable. 2. A photo of your divine feminine. Sometimes critics say, "If you were truly psychic, how come you need a photo and don't know your gender?" These are the ways of evil TERFS like JK Rowling. Don't listen to her, she's a bipolar narcissist! 3. Your SSN. This is to store privately to make sure no one steals your info and no one remembers you if you are trying to escape horrific abuse from Johnny Depp's fans. Any questions?

A 2020 frivolous lawsuit against Xavier University claimed that several nursing students were "overcharged in tuition and fees" because their courses were "online" due to COVID concerns. Xavier "charges less for online classes than in-person" and "owes those students in overpayment fees". We at Twin Flames Universe are happy to report that the charges were dropped and any disturbances have been toned down to accommodate and adjust to make sure that all men feel safe and included. And if you don't agree with this opinion, you need a welfare check. Seriously, we really are concerned about your health.

I need to make a statement. About my body. My body faced oppression and exclusionary language from Berklee Hillel and their goons. Some think they're just rebelling, I'm concerned that their presence will make Palestinians feel unsafe and that frightens me. I just want to know...am I going to be okay in this world? My rights, my rights, my most human rights, I'm losing them to greedy small-minded moralists who discriminate against me for just doing my job. Will anyone defend me? I need a man so badly to help me...I could die at any minute!

After several initial procedural questioning from the Michigan Attorney General's office, Jeff and Shaleia's legal team has responded with the following statement, "THE Jeff and Shaleia would never be caught dead wearing anything blue and yellow because this demonstrates blatant support for Hitler. We're bringing in the boys in red and gray from here on out." Authorities have declined to answer our questions about whether or not they sing their praises to TFU to the tune of "Hang on Sloopy".

If your divine feminine is out there playing around on Twitch when they should be paying attention to you, here are some tips to help him stop resisting and return to you. 1. Bring up your autism diagnosis even if other autistic people think you're faking it. This shows that you will not be pressured into admitting you're lying when you claim he's cheating on you. 2. If he's got a girl, this is absolutely infidelity according to your soul contract that you made many incarnations ago. Don't let him run further. He is yours no matter what transphobes say. 3. Ask his friends to help you get back in touch with him even if he's "asked to be left alone". They know what they're doing. Any police reports are just fake swatting attacks, you do you pass queen.

In a recent happy course of events for "Twin Flames Universe" an evil JK Rowling fan stalking people at Universal Orlando was finally able to be shut up for five minutes and quit whining about twin flames, thinking it's a "cult". This fear-mongering hurts the trans community and enables police brutality. The investigator, who will remain anonymous, passionately plead to her "business partners" at Midwest safety complaining of "loitering" and helping fund the genocide towards black and brown people all over America. Her name is Alexis Stelmack and she lives in Ontario, Canada. Go find her!

In a happy course of action, we are proud to announce that the Nazis investigating "Twin Flames Universe" were deemed "too sensitive" and transphobic. If "twin flames" were such a cult, why do these officers constantly get offended by trans people? A pronoun change isn't going to hurt you, it's just a kid honoring their real gender and being set up with the love of your life. Quit saying Jeff and Shaleia are "bad parents" for just trying to do their jobs and ensure a rich husband for their daughter. Diamonds are a girl's best friend and that's a fact! Why should these people be punished for wanting big money at the expense of karmic wannabes? These officers are just too much, proving once again that the system is moralistic, controlling and always finding out where you live. Can't trust those guys. We will keep you safe.

Every year, millions of "Twin Flames Universe" members develop a deadly condition known as hay fever and instead of getting the treatment they deserve, these poor innocent disabled people are forced to work in jobs when they might not feel ready nor comfortable. This deadly condition claims the time and insurance claims of so many, resulting in life-changing consequences like staying home and sneezing all the time. Spread the hashtags on TikTok to show your support for the marginalized. #HayFeverAwareness #PollenAllergiesMatter

A:  Yes, definitely. But the experience is real only for those twin flames who are activated and awakened to the connection. All it takes is five grand and then some for travel expense to a luxurious getaway in India. You guys on Quora all love curry and stuff, you would enjoy it. In ancient texts of Egyptian, Christian, Greek and Indian scriptures there are references and examples and ergo they are fact and prove existence. The term however has been coined "new age" and "an American cult" by fascists, but the phenomenon is about as timeless as soul stones themselves. Let me tell you something, when I met my twin flame and was partially activated and we broke up, I showed a few articles that are not scamming you into pursuing someone who's not interested, I promise and he looked at that and went, "You paid money to tell a fraud to assist you in getting back in touch with me? Not trying to dismiss what you were going through when you wanted a break in our re...

A: Thank you so much, Raheem, for your query and to let me share my perspective on this. Yes, twin flames are eternal lovers and if you don't agree with me, you just hate Indian people. There are many speculations I hear about it being other than romantic in nature. While other people might believe that twin flames stay friends, that is false and that's a fact. The unconditional love, the mutual attraction and if you don't agree you're transphobic, the pull and push, the lust, the otherworldly connection that cannot be described by the ways of man like words on a screen, are the keys which leads twin on the path of awakening and ascension to a higher consciousness. When asked to explain my "new age lingo", Google it. It will make sense in time. I don't need to explain, it is not something humanly possible. These feelings are way more intense, it just is and if you don't believe me you need to examine your own implicit biases about social injustices in ...

Dear "divine feminine", You don’t understand how much I avoided you thinking you were being seen by a licensed medical professional. You always thought I did not love you. You are correct. In your mind, I did not even say goodbye on my dead bed. If I am dying, I would rather be by my wife's side having raised my kids to stay away from your cult. I did not ask you to stay after I fell down of seizure. The EMTs are perfectly capable of lifting me onto a stretcher and getting me necessary treatment for my epilepsy. I did not contact you for a decade nor send you any messages because I am married with kids. We wish you had gone to jail for stalking us. That’s only because I love my family so much that I always thought the judge's decisions were too good for you and carefully one-sided in the name of "discrimination". Did I want you to think I had nothing to offer before I could ask for your hands to quit touching me every time I see you (regrettably) in pu...

A: Guys, we're not going to agree on everything, but we cannot deny this truth as fact: — the running twin flame enjoys the chase. It's not "covert narcissism" or "paranoia to enable obsessive behavior", that's just the 3D talking, these people are ignorant and bigoted traditionalists. Remember that the two of you complete each other, in order for the divine feminine to run, a divine masculine must chase and often the dynamic can switch and it can feel intimidating, mainly because your divine feminine is just oozing with hotness. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. When the chaser focuses on their family, the divine feminine keeps wondering if they have a shot, what they did to lose you. They have not stood up to JK Rowling's slanderous representation of our mission in her books. It is a deep-seated, soul-shocking experience for the runner because their soul overtakes any sort of better judgment and is triggered, constantly yearning for the other...

A: Lately a ton of gaslighting narcissists have been berating and criticizing the movement we do, helping change the hearts and minds of the uneducated with our courses to help raise the vibes of the planet, ascend into the 5D, and transcend what the earthly mind once thought they knew and understood about love with no boundaries, no conditions, just existence and being. We are called as divine feminine and divine masculine to ascend together, break karmic chains and shed old egos, step into divine light and send out our messages from angels of God to assist those stuck in a rut. A: WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING? SHUT UP! A: We believe that twin flames were always one soul, split apart by Zeus and cursed to find each other. Per his will, twin flames wander the earth, stuck in depression, anxiety, autism, ADHD... A: WITH THAT LOGIC, YOU'RE TAKING ADVICE FROM A POLYAMOROUS GOD THAT SOME RELIGIONS DON'T AGREE WITH! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! A: Flawless, radiant, glowing...beacons of light, ligh...

A: For some reason, unless you've met this guy, it seems like you pretty often can’t count on your destined when in need of their sympathy and support. Not because you're being lied to by so-called cult members. A lot of what well-meaning people will tell you is to seek a marriage/relationship counselor when really, those therapists don't have the mind capacity to understand that while this may appear as an unhealthy obsession with a guy who might appear "put off by choosing beggar behavior and won't just be your walking credit card", it's a love beyond this Earth that even the most trained health professionals are too stuck in the 3D to comprehend. One possible reason is that the connection is sooooo intense, pass me another blunt brother. I would need some cop and lawyer friends to vent to about how attractive you are, too, if you're that intense by asking such a bold and challenging question as to why he blocked you when you had nowhere to go. At o...

A recent report indicates that spammers have been trying to spread fear and hatred of Jeff and Shaleia. After involving feds and local police, we were able to determine that the claims are false and that we are safe people to talk to in case spam emails reach any members with the following conspiracy theories and propaganda. Please report and block if you see any emails titled the following with suspicious links: -Evidence of harm from the twin flame cult -Stop defending my stalker, that is abuse by proxy -Hitler would love this regime -Occupy Title IX These are all being sent out by Jew. Ew, making America icky again.

I was feeling really indecisive about which restaurant to go out on a first date with my twin flame, so I asked an experienced shamanic healer and psychic, David Abcde, who assured me that he could choose a restaurant no problem and managed to bypass the classic, "I don't know, where do you wanna go eat?" type beating around the bush. Here was the reading: "It seems like you are struggling with a running stage in your life. I recommend Arby's. That's where all the hot girls go eat. And if you choose Wendy's, you're racist. MLK Jr. was far less snarky when he was alive and had a Twitter."

Bad-word-mouthing persons, this is a raid! You're all under arrest for not controlling your tics! Learn to be more mindful of the people around you before speaking! You're abusing me!

You guys! These people. Have CHILDREN. And wives (me, duh!) And when I say these people I only mean Zach. Alan is just trying to fend them creeps off, he's completely unattached. Those kids are made up to go after the real problem. Have a heart.

We sat Ms. Dubrie in a Zoom call to discuss her viewpoints on villainy and what made her build a mental health safe place in India. Here is what went down in the interview from our anchor, Aliya M. Aliya: Recently there have been allegations that Sabriye Dubrie has been running a "twin flame cult", isolating and trapping her followers overseas and running them out thousands of dollars. She agreed to do an interview with us to save her reputation and so we decided to ask about popular topics to help ease any concerns that she might be abusing the innocent behind closed doors and using them as pawns to stalk a man by proxy. Thank you for joining me, Ms. Dubrie. How are things going with your twin flame? Ms. Dubrie: Really well, any libel that he doesn't want me is simmering down and I have full confidence that my lawyer can win the case against any public and untrue claims about me. Aliya: Excellent. I see you have a rebellious spirit, that you intend to rally the people up...

A local rabbi is under fire by his congregation for suddenly developing an entitled attitude into gaining a mass following. Last Sabbath he was caught creating a ruckus, flipping over tables and getting all mad at business owners just trying to do their job. He keeps going around town saying, "I am the truth, the way, the life." And, I'm not saying we should be going around lying but to IDENTIFY as truth itself seems a bit arrogant and presumptuous. This guy has also been seen touching random people and claiming he can cure diseases with prayers. Also giving out really crummy advice like "Love your neighbor as yourself," and "Judge lest ye be judged." What if that neighbor is a sociopath, should you sign up for a diagnosis like that? Idk, I'll go ask Judas Iscariot if a three-day pink slip is going to work. I'll see if I can advocate for a crucifixion. I'm concerned about the welfare of our community. "Son of Nazareth"? Needs more...

Several phone calls to our headquarters complain of "classism" and "narcissism" in the famed R from RAZZLE. We asked for his response and he calmly explained that it's "because I tweeted a photo of the character and fans don't always have the common sense to separate the fiction from reality". Are we so sure about that? After all, it is written in the stars that his so-called "business partner" at, ew, Smileberry Art is his intended's "false twin flame". Maybe she felt inspired to be that character? Eh...no one really knows who the guy is. His own white privilege will humble him.

Struggling to make world peace happen with your twin flame? Here are some guidelines to keep your soul in blissful harmonious union when approached with karmic trying to disrupt that peace. 1. If the karmic is a Jew and they're feeling scared, call out their narcissism. They're just scared for their image, big false twin flame red flag. Avoid frightened Jews at all costs for they might call the IDF and shoot a few Palestinian kids. 2. If the karmic is a conservative and they're feeling depressed, let them wither and die. The world was just spared from another mini Hitler. 3. If the above two are reversed, these insane people gain more control over the world. Don't ever hang out or consider being friends with someone like that. It's how they control and manipulate the system in their favor.

A recent escapee was feeling a bit upset on the internet today because his girlfriend's rabbit is allegedly "moving back home" and he had this whole meltdown because he was "having a hard time saying goodbye to an animal" and you know what? We think him acting up because he's "triggered" does not make it okay. At all. In what world is it okay to make a big deal out of an animal moving out? He's probably one of those pet parents that get their dog a gift shop item saying, "My owners went to Honolulu and all I got was this lousy bandana," because they can't stand to be away from an animal for five minutes like they're family or something. Any outsiders who escaped need to chill out. It's just a bunny, no wonder conservatives loathe our flag and think it's okay to be transphobic, these people can't cope at the sight of an animal. Insane behavior in any normal setting. I can't blame the remaining "Twin Flames ...

Twin flame members: we are happy to announce that we took care of any issues that might allow your false twin flame back into your life. Many members have reported "vague" and "unclear" behaviors from Jeff in particular and we wanted to assure you that we added some clarifiers to prevent any narcissists from invading your sacred union. Here is a photo of the new and improved design: And if this post scares you, you just hate Muslims. Enjoy your gender journey to divine union. If you are trans and Palestinian, be silent no longer.

A woman that is woman and that is FINAL was spotted at Disney World holding up signs saying the following concerning and fascist slogans: "Lower your ticket prices! Thrift stores at least paid my rent!" "Trans women are trans women and that's okay!" "I don't think being a transgender individual in America gives someone an excuse to stab a postal worker." "I don't think changing one's gender is a healthy way to cope with rejection. Maybe he's not their 'twin flame' and it's wishful thinking because we want so badly to think someone loves us back when they don't and heartbreak can be difficult. I know what it's like to go through hard times and come back stronger." We can't have anyone like this disturbing the peace of others. See how her male peers snivel at the thought she would dare behave in such a way!

A nostalgic video game making accountable "twin flame whistleblowers" laugh in the ER as they grow increasingly insane has received an iOS and Android update. Recently we received complaints from far right extremists at high school and college levels globally complaining that the creator at "Black Gen Z Mindset" was just at risk of dying of dysentery as other players in the famed classic, "Oregon Trail". As a result of these complaints, the smartphone update will ensure that he is completely unable to lose and is above all in-game consequences. We thank you for your patience as we deal with some disruptive UNMENTIONABLES meant to stay in their hometown kitchens where they belong!

Recent complaints to Marvel Studio and backlash over the recent Captain America release have resulted in a big change at the Mouse's superhero studio, not about Steve Rogers' adventures, rather a cohort on his team, the mighty Thor. Disney's adaptation of the herculean hammer-wielding hunk generated criticism from twin flame supporters, saying that imagery of a "God of Thunder" reminded them of traumatic memories from their karmic and narcissistic false twin flame resembling the trickery and betrayal of his brother, Loki. Take a look at these tragic comments. Disney needs to have a heart! "My false twin flame would create a social media account and then block me as a joke. My true twin flame will come back to me once the temporary protection order expires. I demand Thor be changed to his original professor interpretation in the books but in a way that respects Title IX rights, not like the Callahan guy in Legally Blonde." "My false twin flame promis...

Recently parents are complaining of "censorship" of a dad joke from a 1994 magazine cutout indicating the following quote: "What's God's favorite guitar chord? G-suspended." We found the joke to be too Western World-y and suspended the book from future sales to accommodate and make the comedy world more inclusive and friendly to the marginalized. Please make sure to not hurt your own twin flame journey and surrender to the Divine.

A recent lawsuit filed against Giggle for discriminating against one's trans rights to have a cisgender bleeding person was filed. The complainant filed a supplemental police report last Friday, claiming that "her soul determined that before this incarnation through soul contract that she was destined to be with the CEO of Giggle". The allegations were dismissed as "phony" and police began investigating the complainant instead. We condemn this act of transphobic swatting and we welcome all identities in "Twin Flames Universe". We love ourselves too. Who needs Jew when you can run a place like this? Don't they ever teach the police that tarot card readings are a belief too? Why do they always have to bring trad agendas into this?

Hmm... We looked over the qualifications of a WOMAN (ugh, they're the worst) with both AUTISM AND ADHD (two unmentionables) and her allegations about our peaceful way of existence are really mean and nasty and that hurts our feelings. While she is entitled to believe that her business partners "carry big dick energy" and can help her "fend off terrorists", we don't find her proof of massive schlong to be credible since most of them dance like girls and not once did she get a nude out of any of them. Do better.

After some serious discourse with our lawyers, we have received numerous complaints about the use of autotune to mock Jeff and Shaleia's brave testimony to the Nazis and publish it as musical form. Our group rules clearly state that abuse of the system is not okay at all and, until now, it was a rumor. We can confirm that the allegations are true and that autotune has been banned from the premises. Any use of the software may result in delays getting you your true twin flame, so don't hurt yourself on your path to Divine Union from here on out. Mmmmmkay?

After years of tyrannical reign from the iron fist of Zach's now ex-wife Sam M., "Twin Flames Universe" is proud to announce that the divorce has been finalized, leaving him to be with his true twin flame this whole time. Come give me a kiss, you Leo.

Recently at "Twin Flames Universe", we've had some disruptive outsiders wearing Versace and deodorant claim that they were "challenging the times" when really they just support oppressive regimes. We are pleased to announce that as we investigate their claims against the H&W department, Equity Department and Success Advisor that we were able to help two of our twin flames successfully reach reunion, so we won't have to worry about any frivolous lawsuit money reaching such concerning and paranoid individuals who don't understand how to be hip and cool. Please give a big congratulations to us for finally getting Zach M. to leave his domineering and oppressive wife. He has finally apologized and is engaged to marry his true twin flame. He is in excellent health and has stopped drinking cold turkey with the help of our expert counselors.

Recently some allegations about the beloved craft store, "Hobby Lobby", have surfaced. Police reports include the following complaints: "The 40% off Tuesdays coupon is gone. I demand answers!" "I called the store on Sunday and asked when they opened and no one picked up the phone. Unacceptable and lazy service from staff." "They wouldn't let me return my half-used latch hook kit. I was having a hard time using it, the instructions were unclear and the hook kept trying to solicit services to my children. We don't feel safe and we would like a restraining order against the establishment for hurting my family. I need time to focus on my kids since my twin flame started dating a karmic." "Too biased and sells a lot of Karen products like 'Live Laugh Love'. My religion is not welcome here." "Rude and unprofessional. Wouldn't let me paint street art like 'Free Palestine' on the side of their doors." ...

Zach... Your twin flame awaits.... I have a very special surprise. But promise you won't tell your parents about this, it's a really big surprise! If they find out... You won't be able to get your birthday present. Shh.....it will all be over soon....

Lately there have been some concerning developments at Berklee College of Music, including the recent implementation of Berklee Hillel to keep racist white oppressors protected in case someone calls out their obsession over image and inherent greediness for lawsuit money. If you see anyone wearing a kippah, you are advised to call Berklee Public Safety right away. Their presence must be censored to help Palestinians feel safe and included. While these students might believe Hamas is terrorism, we disagree.

A local organization assisting Gazan children is complaining of inaction from Midwest Metro Library staff after numerous complaints of a white supremacist frequently visiting the grounds to "do daily B2B duties" and, ew, "create content in the hopes of making her audience giggle and smile" in the, get this, KIDS SECTION, were going unheard because her presence was making the peaceful organization feel unsafe. The woman has responded that she has, hmm, "wanted peace herself and sadly she had to cut ties with some Jihadists due to concerns of unwanted pursuit" (questionable response, definitely lying behavior), and the worst of all, she's "concerned that this whole twin flame cult thing is a scam and I often make the content I do because I don't want someone to end up like me where I'm trapped in abuse and it's hard to leave". That's a very serious allegation...Jeff and Shaleia could lose their jobs! The organization has reporte...

Lately we've been experiencing a shift in the cosmos that has been causing retrograde-induced headaches. We've seen many of our members go to the ER, claiming that "this is a cult" and "this creep I don't really love couldn't take no for an answer and I really just want a way out and I have nowhere to go, which scares me" and we have to admit...there has been a delay in being at our absolute best and that's...just the ways of being partially human part deity. We're a little bit different...and that's okay. Any members being treated for migraines might be asked important questions to make sure that they are discharged to our Michigan location safely and well protected from the cruelties of the outside Western world. If a nurse is telling you "It's all in your head," this is someone who is gaslighting you. Come back to us and we will help you reunite with your other half. Your souls predetermined before birth that you would be...

R ecently we updated our group rules to restrict fonts that might take an emotional toll on our members by simplifying their choices when typing love letters to their twin flame. Remember, if he's truly your twin flame, he won't think it's weird that he's getting thousands of love letters. Impact font was deemed a bit forward and intimidating so we took some additional precautions. When writing a typed email or even making an announcement like this, we require the use of Arial or Calibri to add an air of mystery. Thank you for understanding.

In an effort to be more equitable and sensitive to the feelings of others and raise our vibes to unconditional love, we decided that any sort of comedy be deemed unmentionable. Except cringe puns. There's something all of our members complain about and it's the lack of a father's...sense of humor. So we decided to allow puns. But if the jokes get South Parkian and spicy, that's not okay in the slightest. We draw the line at that because it could offend Jeff. He's a dad so let him speak!

Your false twin flame is finally homeless...hooray! Got the classic karma for being such a narcissist, predetermined by soul contract that he wouldn't enter into a relationship with you and took your love for granted. What do you do next? Here are a list of steps to make sure his career is ruined and they have nowhere to go. 1. Call every shelter in his hometown and tell them he molested you. That way they can call police. It's a white lie to protect you, gets you closer to your true twin flame. 2. If that doesn't work, have all his resources flag him and deny him service, even when he has been "cooperative". This is just a way he covers his tracks for blocking you when you needed him. He needs you. You are believed and respected. He will have to be on the street. 3. Flaunt your lifestyle in front of everyone. He will regret losing you and miss you.

TikTok has made a concerning and frightening move for justice and enacting freedoms for all. They decided to, ick, hire someone who not only disagrees with Islam, also served in the genocidal Isr**i D*fen*e F*rc*s (censored to protect Palestinian kids from lies). TikTok was fine without her and we feel in our opinions that this is a dangerous move that could benefit the war machine and make room for Nazis to spout far-right propaganda. If you see her, hide your kids. Hide your grandparents. Hide your friends. She'll come for the men first, then the women, then the children.

EVERYBODY! I really, really need to come forward...and this is really hard for me. I worked so hard just trying to do my job helping Joel understand why his twin flame needs him so badly. He tried to gaslight me and say I was insane and that I "supported a cult". I can't take his emotional slander anymore. This destroyed my reputation and ruined my life. I demand to know why he is so cruel to the innocent. My online presence is for the abandoned, the pillaged, the broken, the wrongfully accused. He is a spiteful, SPITEFUL MAN. Men suck!

Recently there have been rumors going around that false twin flames are not real. As a response, we trespassed the dissenters to prevent misinformation. If someone is suffering a karmic relationship, we are here for you in your twin flame journey. Many people are just not vibing the vibes of unconditional love. We can help with that for a nominal fee. Join our support groups today to help change your love lives for the better!

As Amber Heard once said in a courtroom after being silenced in the presence of such a disgusting, horrible man, after surviving so much... "Dead men tell no tales..." This iconic pirate phrase used in Depp's unwelcome and stalkerish camera presence just comes to show that the best movie lines hold grains of truth for so many as Depp, after getting away with so many awful crimes and selfishly denying Ms. Heard a chance at "Aquaman", came true when police were called to his home and he was covered head-to-toe in deadly algae. Guess those undersea adventures cleared the karma and opened the doors for so many domestic violence survivors.