From the Vault: Rabbi Gets God Complex, Calls Himself "King of the Jews"

A local rabbi is under fire by his congregation for suddenly developing an entitled attitude into gaining a mass following. Last Sabbath he was caught creating a ruckus, flipping over tables and getting all mad at business owners just trying to do their job.

He keeps going around town saying, "I am the truth, the way, the life." And, I'm not saying we should be going around lying but to IDENTIFY as truth itself seems a bit arrogant and presumptuous.

This guy has also been seen touching random people and claiming he can cure diseases with prayers. Also giving out really crummy advice like "Love your neighbor as yourself," and "Judge lest ye be judged." What if that neighbor is a sociopath, should you sign up for a diagnosis like that?

Idk, I'll go ask Judas Iscariot if a three-day pink slip is going to work. I'll see if I can advocate for a crucifixion. I'm concerned about the welfare of our community. "Son of Nazareth"? Needs more than therapy, that's a whole city.