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I was feeling kind of lonely and then I found this really cool psychic, Willow LaSesh (she/they/it/demigoddess) who showed me that my loneliness was not real and she could help me through all my troubles, provided I help her with the following: -I pay her $5,000; so I totally did! I told her that I had a crush on this boy and then I received weird emails saying, "Could you send me money? Children in hospital, need an extra buck," and she told me that there was nothing to worry about, that this wasn't a romance scam and that I could vibe unconditional love if I just did something kind for him. He ghosted me which is weird. -Then she told me about my sister, that she had been paranoid lately because she kept saying, "Hey, I'm worried that you're wasting your money when you need to be investing in your job and re-paying your student loans." She told me to give her a huge attitude, so I did! And then she got mad at me and told me to stop being a butt. Then m...

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EVERYBODY! WHEN I COMPLAIN OF A SERIOUS PROBLEM AND PEOPLE TAKE A LOOK AT A POST LIKE THIS AND THINK I THRIVE OFF OF BEING THE CENTER OF ATTENTION, THESE PEOPLE ARE DUCKING CRAZY! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED IN MY ATTEMPTS TO STAND UP TO VIOLENCE AND NO ONE WILL PROTECT ME AND THAT SCARES ME. HOW IS THIS ABUSE? THE SHEER INSINUATION THAT I AM SCARING PEOPLE BY YELLING WAS PROBABLY YOUR FAR-RIGHT AGENDA AND I AM VERY AFRAID FOR MY. HUMAN. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS!

I was feeling really lonely and I couldn't land a husband before I became the spinster age of 25, so I found this psychic, Willow LaSesh, and she reassured me that I wasn't "woke" or "disruptive" and that "twin flames" are in fact real, not a belief. Here is a clip from her website: "If you want to grab your twin flame and have a 'No Kings protest', here's what you do: 1. First of all, I am concerned about anyone's health that dare validate the genocidal rants that happen in Christianity and Islam. You are safe here. 2. If someone 'actually challenges fascism' and claims 'Hey, as a Wiccan, this 'progressive twin flames cult' is actually regressive and reads more like the KKK and Hamas, not Christianity and Islam,' just ignore them. They're not well enough and not standing up for themselves correctly. I can help you, my expertise is the best and unable to be refuted. There's going to be people who...

If you don't agree with me you're transphobic.

Recently after a long series of trials, retail workers can celebrate again because a customer was finally found guilty of exercising her "right" (we don't really care about that), to do this gross thing like complain of poor customer service. That's a weird and ew Amazon thing that Trump people do. Probably shouldn't do that so much. Also, have you heard of Karl Marx? He's a really cool dude, my ancestors were friends of his. They realized that all workers do is just to feed the war machine. What you do is you go to the White House, demand erasure of the 2nd amendment, and all your problems will be fixed. Also, I just discovered that Trump is my twin flame. If you don't agree with me, you're sexist.

Hey America, Lately there's been a lot of "harmless" people lately minding their business and doing gross stuff like homework and paying taxes. But if you're looking to overthrow those capitalistic ways, look no further than this handy guide. Step 1: Find a passerby who looks ugly to you. Then say you're offended by the way they look and when they get mad at you, call the cops and report their aggressive behavior and call them out for not finding your edge all that funny. Step 2: Tell jokes with other comedians to feel better about yourself and your own inability to do stand-up all by yourself. Then call people out for not immediately having the same taste as you. Step 3: Get mad at constructive criticism. You are smart and funny.

When your twin flame avoids you, remember he secretly likes the attention. It's not covert narcissism, it's just how it is. Feel the love dude. And here are some tips on how you can make better accommodations to please your man. Remember that the divine feminine must make moves, you as the divine masculine need to remember to let the man speak. 1. Make him a sandwich, carbs lift the mood. Studies show that a key to a man's heart is through his stomach. Always cook and clean for him, never make him do chores. 2. Let him decide what's best for you and your career. If you want to be a SAHM, you should start a business and empower black business owners, just like Beyoncé. If you want to go into the workforce and be the provider, you're emasculating him and overstepping your lines. Try to be more inclusive and think of his needs above your own. 3. Once he is done feeling depressed, congratulate him on how far he is in his twin flame journey. Men like it when women flatte...

I just wanted the world to know how misogynistic it is to DARE make an offensive dig about WOMEN and that they should make sandwiches for their husbands. Any jokes like that should be removed IMMEDIATELY.

Recently allegations of "violent riots" have been going viral on TikTok and the local media. After extensive investigation we can confirm that the rumors are false and that the term "violent riots" is distressing and harms marginalized communities. All over the country, the "protests" were in fact just rambunctious Father's Day cookouts. There was just a bit of enthusiasm.

After the most devastating terror attack on the peaceful nation of Iran, investigative journalists bravely setting foot into the warzone that is Israel found that the explosives were set off by an idle toddler. Reports from the child's mother claimed she heard nothing for several hours and then became distracted by the news that Iran had just taken a critical hit. She had no idea that her child had just started WWIII. Talk about kids being at their worst misbehavior when left alone to "nap". Allah disapproves of this carelessness.

In lieu of the vicious narcissist doing such entitled things like exposing a twin flame freedom-fighting belief system that is not a cult we promise, to honor those who have done so much for the twin flame community, it is my honor to totally speak on how the group feels, we promise no harm will come to anyone and no one will get accused of stalking. Any allegations that Jeff is causing harm is really serious! RAZZLE Media henceforth will now just go by AAAAA. That's all folks.

After an extensive investigation into the complaints from a toddler being "forced" to sit next to Greta Thunberg, we published the results to keep the public informed of any threats. We found a written statement from Pan Am on the complaint and would like to inform the public that no one was harmed in the response, "We hear that many children don't feel safe around Greta Thunberg's courageous efforts to preserve peace throughout the world and inspire others to think of a more green and clean earth. While this baby is entitled to her opinions and feels stalked and feels threatened by Miss Thunberg, we have decided to disagree and boot her from the flight in a way that is safe for all races, creeds and religions involved. The paranoid incident has since been resolved and now Palestinians can feel included without starting any necessary panics nor spreading fear and hatred of the innocent. We apologize for any disruptive behavior and it won't continue."

Okay ladies, here is your briefing in the form of a PSA. Here is a list of guidelines when going out in the field and handling male suspects. 1. If the matter is a traffic stop and you pull over a lady, ask for her license and registration. Don't issue her a warning, what men say about female drivers is sexist, even if you had probable cause to pull her over. If the driver is male, draw out your guns immediately. Assume he is reaching into his glove compartment for the nearest pair of gloves so he can grope you inappropriately. Men cannot be trusted behind the wheel. 2. If the matter involves the executive order deporting any Mexicans home for simply turning left just a little bit, free the mothers and children, don't let them end up in cages and give them Taco Bell. If the immigrant is male, send him to Sudan immediately. 3. Let's say you are surveying a scene of the crime and you are looking for evidence and a bystander attempts repeatedly to intervene with the investigat...

Two is a manmade number so technically there are as many genders as humanity makes it out to be. Also the word "manmade" is sexist. I don't like words like "manmade". It's a slur and I demand it be censored.

Before continuing this article, I would just like to say that I am NOT desperate to get noticed, I just don't get jobs due to being female! If only we didn't have so many men in the workplace, maybe I would not be exposing his horrific abuse! Sigh...one night he was doing a livestream and he kept accusing me of "catfishing" him and his wife, who's really just a hoe who never learns. He keeps saying that he's "not my twin flame" and that I need to "stop faking identities to get back in touch with him" and his patriarchal ways are just downright unacceptable. I will NOT be disrespected when trying to tell my story and defend the marginalized. There. Now I don't have to worry about the immature sex anymore. And I'm not "putting out advances", I'm just expressing myself!

I was feeling really blue and I found this twin flame psychic, Willow LaSesh. I told her I had been seeing a therapist and she reacted to that kind of defensively, saying that I shouldn't have to settle for gaslighting so much and that she was all I needed to help me work through my depression due to his narcissism. Here were the tips she shared with me: 1. You don't owe an explanation when dating someone and/or going all the way. "If a guy isn't interested," Willow said, "It's because there's some inner chakra work you still have to do on your solar plexus. Adjust yourself to fit his demands. Change your gender, stand up for the marginalized, you're not 'changing yourself to please a guy', you're saving his life! His initial rejection is because he was arrogant, realized that he lost you, and sheepishly filed for a restraining order because he couldn't handle the intensity of the connection. No one should be shamed for who they a...

Lately a team of bigoted Christians assembled together and bullied the innocent and have been pushing their far-right agenda. It's time we put an end to this once and for all. Here is our manifesto that isn't communist, assuming so is racist, how dare you. 1. "Dox" them to the police. This will ensure police find the correct address when apprehending them for enforcing their faith in Jesus Christ. There's going to be people in this world who don't agree, they should be more inclusive. Please participate if you identify as a dragonfruit, these are the most qualified candidates for the job. It's really not doxxing, idiot Americans just call it that to avoid accountability because they think they're God. 2. Tariff them heavily to pay for the poor man's pain. Again, it's NOT communism. These people claim that Jesus called out greed, could they do their part and not be such greedy capitalists? The hypocrisy, honestly! 3. Tell them more about Vladim...

I don't mean anyone in particular, I just wanted to make a statement about it. Because...

We'd like to preface pride month with a few gentle guidelines to help continue the quest for progress... 1. You're not inclusive enough of Palestinians and their rights. They don't want to kill you, if you fear them you're just being paranoid and you're clearly too much. Quit overreacting, stop resisting, and let these people shoot...for the stars. They just want to be a part of the experience. 2. Don't be a homophobic gay person. Embrace the Muslim brotherhood. They are your brothers even if you claim to have "the high ground". Quit getting high and stop being such an infidel. You are oppressing them, you demon coward. 3. We are facing an ethnic cleansing and have nowhere safe to go and are requesting 300 dollar donations. We're not gaslighting you, we're just holding you accountable and you just fear that. Quit being a narcissist and lay down your guns. No more war, we promise we won't be too painful when aiming...for a better life in t...