This Pride Month...

We'd like to preface pride month with a few gentle guidelines to help continue the quest for progress...

1. You're not inclusive enough of Palestinians and their rights. They don't want to kill you, if you fear them you're just being paranoid and you're clearly too much. Quit overreacting, stop resisting, and let these people shoot...for the stars. They just want to be a part of the experience.

2. Don't be a homophobic gay person. Embrace the Muslim brotherhood. They are your brothers even if you claim to have "the high ground". Quit getting high and stop being such an infidel. You are oppressing them, you demon coward.

3. We are facing an ethnic cleansing and have nowhere safe to go and are requesting 300 dollar donations. We're not gaslighting you, we're just holding you accountable and you just fear that. Quit being a narcissist and lay down your guns. No more war, we promise we won't be too painful when aiming...for a better life in the workplace.