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I need to ahem...make a STATEMENT....about my body...and blood. That absolutely comes from someone else. Because.

Hey everybody...I've been working on a song lately and I wanted to share my lyrics with you in case anyone had some feedback. "I've Loved You" Heart beats fast Colors and promises How to be brave? How can I love when I'm afraid to fall? But watching you stand alone All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow One step closer I have died every day waiting for you Darling, don't be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years I'll love you for a thousand more Time stands still Beauty in all she is I will be brave I will not let anything take away What's standing in front of me Every breath, every hour has come to this One step closer I have died every day waiting for you Darling, don't be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years I'll love you for a thousand more And all along I believed I would find you Time has brought your heart to me I have loved you for a thousand years I'll love you for a thousand more One step closer One step closer I...

Since Trump's 100 days in office, many executive orders have changed the lives of Americans, prompting mass evacuations, deportations, and lots and lots of right-wing fascism for your viewing pleasure, ladies and gentlemen! In a recent shocking turn of events, Trump signed an executive order mandating that all gay men thirty and up will be required to pass a series of tests to prove that they are "really gay" before marrying the same sex under federal law. In a mandatory press conference, Trump stated the following to NBC news: "I will sign an executive order requiring all same sex couples to prove their LGBT membership by being as openly gay as possible, including at theme parks, churches, synagogues, and Wiccan temples. Then and only then will they be allowed to marry. Also I'm coming out as a trans woman. Anyone who disagrees with me is a transphobic trans person." Other recent orders include changing the annual holiday "Memorial Day" to "N...

I was feeling blue and depressed, then I came across this psychic, Michael Jonathan Meijers, and he assured me that his readings were 100% accurate. He asked me to keep the reading private, so I posted it in front of everyone because he was a total liar. He told me he ran the Church of Cat, well let's see about that! I have consulted my spirit guides, and it appears that this guy, your person, of whom you inquire, is in fact deeply in love with you. He is currently in a karmic partnership and is not getting treated right and he will come back to you once you do the following three steps: -Feed the cats at 5AM exactly. If you do not do this you will get booped! That's a warning from the Gods. -Give unlimited pets. Cats are needy attention-seeking whiners, they constantly need reassurance and approval but never are ever obligated to give it. -Pay attention to all the times the cat ignored you and admire it while it ekekekekeks at the birds. If you do this, your crush will come ba...

My twin flame lately made me want to cry, said he didn't enjoy it and I sought out this twin flame psychic Willow LaSesh who is in divine union with her twin flame for over four years now. She told me that there were allegations that she was holding this man hostage and posting photos of him without his permission though she assured me that the allegations were not true and that he is really happy with her and that "one day, he'll be back"! Here is a long, extensive list of tips on overcoming feelings of sadness when your twin flame becomes emotionally unavailable and what to do to fix his issues. 1. Just let him have his moment, he's still your divine feminine. If he's not enjoying it, let him be mad. 2. Pray for him. Sure, he's agnostic but it's okay. He'll convert eventually; all men do.

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I was feeling really lonely and blue and I came across this twin flame article by Willow LaSesh, renowned psychic who told me to just go with the flow of the universe. My twin flame had recently blocked me on Twitter and clearly it was my autism. Others told me I had symptoms of facitious disorder to avoid getting in trouble with mods for sexually harassing him, but they just don't understand the vibe. It's real. He really is my twin flame, I can just tell. Here are three tidbits of advice on what to do if your twin flame is discriminating against you. 1. If someone approaches you and says, " Why do you find discrimination attractive? That's the opposite of cool, find someone who will defend your rights," they're wrong. Tell your twin he's worthless until he includes you and takes you back. Only LaSesh has the best card readings around, you can definitely trust her judgment, she survived narcissism. 2. Recognize his ego was likely from his childhood. This...

Upon the release of Harry Potter and the Case of RBF in the Deathly Hallows, audiences have been abuzz talking about Snape' true intentions. Is he defending the evil Voldemort at Walmart or siding with Dumbledore's Army at Meijer? Well folks, you don't need to wonder anymore because we have spoilers on the latest drama: Because Target became more exclusionary in their language Snape was revealed to be exclusive with the store. We finally managed to nab the CEO. Well done freedom fighters, now he'll never leave!

Last Thursday, Mein Fuhrer Donald Trump signed an executive order declaring that all business will be closed on Sunday. "As a man called by God, we need to remember that America was founded in Christianity. I will write and approve an executive order declaring all businesses cease creating products to sell from sunrise to sundown on all American Sundays henceforth." Lately an unmentionable has remained open from 12-6. We are still handling this one.

I had been abandoned by my narcissistic karmic and I found this really cool twin flame article by Willow LaSesh, enlightened spiritual leader and not a dictator, I've actually known her for a long time and watched her 1-1 reiki sessions. Some of her patients would get really testy with me and be like, "Hey. HIPAA." But that's all settled after one phone call to my lawyer. Never heard from those people again! I compiled a comprehensive, trustworthy list of no-nonsense, foolproof ways to spot the difference between the false twin flame and the true twin flame. 1. The false twin flame will look like your true twin flame. No it is not racist for assuming something weird about someone who looks like your ex, it's just how the flow goes. Just roll with the flow of the collective consciousness of the universe. 2. With false twin flames, you'll both feel passionately in the beginning but one person will lose interest (the narcissist, if you bring up your belief in twi...

I was feeling downtrodden lately, had just gotten out of a toxic relationship with a whole karmic and I came across this twin flame psychic, Willow LaSesh. She explained to me that this guy who blocked my number and threatened to call the cops on me if I continued pursuing him, he's just working on his ego and shedding his old self. I explained to her, "Hey, this guy blocked my number and swatted me. How can I keep going and keep pursuing him to show him how much I love him?" and she gave me this step-by-step guide on how to win over any man's heart despite his initial reluctance. 1. Tell him that all men are sexual deviants who want their way with women. We all know that men are intimidated by confident women and that the media tends to make up stuff about them, saying that when feminists are calling the cops on them, they're really just wanting a financial settlement when honestly? We do owe it to the female sex to believe whatever they say because only men are...

As we know, far too many freedom fighters have suffered the stripping of their religious right to protect themselves from ew, people who don't agree with Muslim viewpoints. Even Allah cringed at the sheer thought of coexisting and spouting hateful rhetoric like the following: "You can be any religion you want and stand with Israel, that is the nature of coexisting is allowing free speech despite our differences." "I'm Jewish and I thought his song was reaching for it but otherwise a great subject of mockery." "Good luck getting the ADL to defend this idiot!" We recognize that these remarks are hateful bullying and we can prove it because we really did see Kanye West in public and surprise surprise ended up arrested for it. Maybe he just wanted to be friends with the cops and preach unconditional love, we're sick of complaints from the Swifties. They need to do better.

A man on the spectrum labeled an "extrovert" by his peers insist that while he has an outgoing personality that is fun and animated, he actually just stays indoors and plays video games with people of whom he is comfortable and has known for many years. Despite efforts to convince the general public that he really values being alone and appreciates time by himself, his wife has insisted he release the footage proving those allegations to be defamation. The man is facing federal charges for not accepting offers to make new friends and turning down any offers of marriage. Always remember, if a man persists with a woman, he's a liar, a Nazi and a sexist woman-hater but if a woman does this, she's learning her way in the world. It's not a double standard if minorities are involved. Claiming that straight, white men are the new minority and that feminists seek to be hateful and lie might be the audience's belief, however, we don't agree as there is no evidence ...

In a sudden and shocking announcement, RAZZLE's producer and longtime movie commentary man-hating man person, Ben Hagelin, will be retiring early and moving to Tahiti. After internal discussion and to keep the namesake going, the show has decided to take more inclusive steps and hire Israel's Prime Minister who is obviously very guilty of sexual harassment (due process is only for citizens, not politicians, that's what the Constitution doesn't tell you in the fine print), Benjamin Netanyahu. The Prime Minister is recently under fire from those desperately clinging to any human rights for minorities possible and the underprivileged and oppressed and as a result, we got a bunch of white guys to get connected with him because they're famous and rich and white and clearly that means they need to do better and think of those who might not have everything readily accessible at their beck and call. Happy Mother's Day. The patriarchy is really trying.

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 A woman is going viral on TikTok...literally! After Johnny Depp won the defamation lawsuit and his lies setting empowered, female survivors back, media attention has focused only on one woman who insists that "COVID was a hoax" and "I really do know Depp personally, he made it up." Since then she has been sick with many coughs and bedridden due to the distress of Amber Heard's loss, including coughs, double vision, and bronchitis. The #MeToo has suddenly seen a decline in popularity due to her profile and we honestly don't know why!

Anybody who disagrees with this announcement is racist and sexist.

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Oh, scwewy wabbit out hewe invading the media with propoganda and lies! -Elmer Fudd, 2025 After an extensive recovery, Michael Jordan has announced that he will be returning to basketball and replacing LeBron James as "Space Jam 2" is, according to the famed Celtics player, "not canon". Recently, Babylon Bee alleged that the "Duck Hunt" dog has passed away. We wanted to confirm after extensive investigating that the allegations are libel, as he is actually a rabbit-hunting dog. While we understand that video games players are entitled to their opinions, we also reserve the right to disagree and demand the article be removed at once.

A recent survey involving elementary school children from the ages of 4-10 out of Kansas City was published in the Sioux City Times, so we clipped it without telling them. Don't go around saying this, we don't want them to find out. Maya, 5: It's because creepers are in the game, so my brother thinks it's okay to make creepy noises before he hides my Barbie doll. Brody, 4: It's because you have to be a boy in order to play this game, Minecraft isn't for girls. Mike, 8: I don't really care, I just play story mode. Bill, 10: Zombies are too scary for girls to combat so I just have her play with Polly Pocket while I build worlds and combine different elements to build my own house. Tony, 9: I just like the part with COOL TNT and stuff just BLOWS UP!