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A woman is facing ostracism at work, home, school and really just altogether is a menace in society because she told her friends and her partner that she was sorry for what she said that hurt their feelings. While we understand that not every woman is a progressive feminist ahead of her time, we are sensitive to our target audience and she has been deemed medically incompetent and automatically guilty of discrimination. We accepted submissions of audience responses to calls for women to apologize just as much as men do and we wanted to share our concerns, why it might not be appropriate nor socially acceptable to voice concerns to a woman that maybe her period is not enough of a reason to claim that it was okay for her to take out her emotions on someone else or treat them like a doormat or therapist. Here are a few examples: "It's sexism, the whole point of fourth-wave feminism is to teach men to do better at our expense. If we take accountability as well, then it's self-...

We recently had the white privilege and "special treatment" (it was really our right) to sit with the Grande Dame of France and hear about her late grandmother from the 1500s and her journey from lowly minimum wage worker to Princesse of France. Ye olde, take listen and take ye heedeth! Cometh ye oneth and alleth to ye olde newsepaper, England has just been defeated ye and our country is now nameth the "United States of America", and what was onceth 13 a colony is now a group of 13 independeth stateth. It is now the Industrial Revolution and no this is not ye time jumpeth to spare the audience pacing problems, we just strive for the truth at the hands of God so that the LGBTQ+ community can finally go to the asylum where they belongeth. Hear ye, hear ye for the Gulf of Mexico is now saveth called by God to do justice for all. With Danielle de Babarac as our new queen, hear ye, hear ye in all the land, no more minimum wage workers will be needed and socialism can fin...

A man is facing backlash from friends and colleagues at work upon requesting a sick leave due to grieving the loss of his brother. He is openly bi and so far have received some empowering call-outs to build community and support. "You can't feel depressed and experience survivor's guilt over your brother's death, that is biphobic and hurtful towards the LGBT community. What you need is a mandatory leave of absence." "You can come back once you're well enough to function among normal society. Real LGBT doesn't hang out with losers like you." "Trans joy allowed. No trans sadness, that is transphobic." The employee has wished to remain anonymous, though the grieving process has begun to worry the surrounding Metropolitan area that harm will come to others and so we'd like to inform you as a precaution that his name is James Smith.

A woman is feeling very upset at the male gender today due to her sudden termination of employment from "Kissing and Co.", a company inspired by "South Park" to help raise awareness of suffering women and build community and support for women in the workforce. Democrats in office have grown increasingly concerned about her health, citing immigration problems and racism as the true reason behind her sudden unemployment. We took to the studio to interview her and she declined to appear on camera, citing that she sees the appearance as stalking. While we understand her concerns that her videos really are not public domain and feature other people's work and that a YouTube publication does NOT mean she is consenting for men to stare at her, we are sensitive to female needs and have agreed to censor her for privacy reasons. Her large following of 3,000 TikTok subscribers declined to comment further regarding her sudden termination of employment. Her husband has sinc...

This review contains Harry Potter spoilers. We assure our readers that nobody has seen the eighth film nor read the seventh book to protest JK Rowling's twitter. Proceed at your own risk as the ending really is in fact given away. HIPAA has asked me to leave Daniel R's name out of it (anonymity). Viewer discretion is advised as the following spoilers may trigger noise meltdowns and avoidance in sensory viewers. Earlier this morning President Donald Trump announced a major colonization effort, I mean, American takeover, of Palestine, an occupied Muslim territory ruled by the evil Voldemort, erm, Hamas? Not all wizards are good. Some kidnap innocent witches and wizards, others insist that spellcasters are a third class of magic-born folk who are constantly discriminated against simply by the school's slogan only mentioning "witchcraft and wizardry". We know that Professor Snape is a very curious character, often not revealing his emotions to his audience (unless Dis...

We sat down with Mr. Mourar's ex-wife in an interview on CBS News: Sunday Morning to gain insights into the tumultuous short-lived celebrity marriage, why it ended, and what this could mean for high-profile encounters with fans. Jane Pauley: You're watching Sunday Morning on CBS. I'm Jane Pauley and I'm joined today by Alexis Freeman, former wife and current advocate for anti-LGBT legislation everywhere. Alexis Freeman: Thank you for having me. Where's the RAZZLE merch? I haven't gotten my fix. Pauley: It appears to be on a...BaltDickney.com? Freeman: BAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA Pauley: So tell the audience about the divorce. How have you been coping since then. Freeman: Me know nothing, me entitled to Zach's love. That's why I do jail. Pauley: Ah. So nothing on any new relationships since then? Freeman: Me dum-dum RAZZLE fan with no life who eats dick. Also I root for Kansas City Chiefs as revenge. Pauley: Okay...so have you found anyone new since then. Freeman...

Rumors have been circulating online that a man was obsessed with a Twitch gamer and he found out she was happily taken and he retaliated by driving 700 miles to her home and set her car ablaze. After several reviews of the footage from our legal team, we concluded that the allegations are false, that she secretly liked him and that they are engaged to be married. The unnamed man has since apologized for worrying the fans, assured police that there is nothing to fear about him, and that he was just celebrating the engagement announcement with his friends and true love by his side. Sometimes, hard work and earning enough money to afford nice things doesn't matter, and the heart always comes first. If someone is truly "the one", material things won't matter and love will prevail, as seen in a clear happy ending for our two lovebirds. Any counterargument is clearly frivolous as I am right and you are wrong. I am not lying by disagreeing with you over which online couples ...