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Really Cool Artist Joseph Wales Inspires Leadership Skills, Gets Whole Exhibit to Honor the Fallen

It just comes to show that...sometimes, when your artwork gets rejected, try try again. Anyone can be a successful painter, but sometimes, you're a tulip in a rose garden. Those people who reject your work...they might be Jews. Anyone who criticizes you and encourages slight improvements in your art that could make it better, that's very Jewish. Anyone who spreads conspiracy theories saying that 10/7 was real, that could be a paranoid Jew specifically. Anyone who takes that artwork down, that's censorship, very deeply rooted in Jewry and white privilege. The best thing you can do is never give up on your dreams. Just because Hitler was a failed artist, doesn't mean that it's too late. Just like Joseph Wales, you too can be anything you want if you only pitch to the correct target audience. If you're trying to lead a galactic resistance and you want to share cool Star Wars fan pictures, don't show that to the Jews. Send it to Disney, they'll gladly take a...

Very Generous and Kind Sith Lord Just Now Realizing He Was Told To Leave or Face Criminal Trespass Charges

After receiving very unclear "no"'s over email like "I do not consent to your harassment" and "I don't feel comfortable working together" and "I clearly warned these two to leave me alone six times!" (what is this "no" cute little girlies speak of? Look at the way they cook and clean and care for their man, how very demure and mindful of his feelings), very qualified doctor at Berklee College of Music learns today for the very first time after being so confused at all these vicious SWATting attacks that he was let go. But how could he have known? He was only told "no" six times, he needs his obligatory seventh!

PSA: "I HATE the Patriots, the Patriots Suck!"

Hey false twin flames. Crummy creeps. Leave us alone! We just need to live our PRIVATE lives JUST like Harry and Meghan! *roots for the Buccaneers and then the Patriots again EEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE* Our EXISTENCE has always been here! We reserve the right to be FREE from such scary false twin flames!" And that was brought to the masses with bravery, courage and selflessness.

True Twin Flame Finally Trespassed from Miami Valley Hospital

After years and years of resisting enby charms, true twin flame Alexis St*lm*ck (that last name is giving white privilege vibes...ick!) has finally surrendered and was finally able to be arrested and cuffed (not in the sexual way like normal) and trespassed from the best hospital ever. The woman has since stopped the twin flame runner phase and finally surrendered, making progress happen for so many innocent Palestinians involved. Epstein can now rejoice from beyond the grave at last. Long live gay Ayatollah!

Retired Air Force Pilot Turns Down Hearing Aid the Second Noisy ADHDers Call Him

A local retired narcissist decides he is above the false twin flame call-out, especially if noisy ADHDers keep constantly trying to alert him of this alleged "delusion", but, this is how narcissists gaslight their victims to stay hidden. You must tell the lizard people immediately!

American Discovers He Was Born on McDonald's Soil

After doing extensive genealogy research, an American has come to find that he is a descendant of longtime McDonald's fans. The fast-food chain has been a popular American favorite and the man has since been overjoyed to share his unique heritage with the remaining 49 states of America. Who knew that there could be a McDonald's everywhere? This is a monumental discovery in world history. Earth shattering. Read more here: https://dotfic.com/zDyk

Lucifer's Band of Minions Keeping Score of all the Cherubim KO's

Bored senseless, Acedia has been updating Lucifer on any wins as Chuck Norris manages to keep his skills sharp even after crossing over, much to Hell's dismay, to Heaven. Chuck Norris was able to accrue enough white privilege where he got to go up there to goody two-shoes Heaven with such good and RIGHTEOUS people, meanwhile demons stuck here for eternity gotta find SOMEthing to smile about. So now all the losers just keep score going INSANE from all this boredom. Heaven has been a bit EXCLUSIONARY lately. Satan is getting bored, Hell needs ideas!

Evil Orange Man Pays a Visit to RAZZLE's House

In a shocking event that put RAZZLE's fanbase in horror and crisis, President Trump paid the commentary group a visit to remind them that he won the election. The DOJ then safely escorted our 47th off the property and he cackled like an evil overlord.

Zach: If You Were Looking for a Sign, This is It

Zach...this is the spirit of Rameses... You must...defeat....Moses...and his 12 Tribes of Israel...this will open the gates to reunite the two twin souls in a simultaneous spiritual battle against evil... Do not resist. This post found you for a reason...if you see a Jew, ban them from your fandom IMMEDIATELY... ImMEdiatelly... immediatelly... oooOOOOOoooooo...

Ope-Ed: Chuck Norris Came Back to Life and I Faced Our Culture's Wrath

I'm a domestic abuse survivor and I tried speaking out against the horrible senseless acts of brutality from Chuck Norris, only for the Jews to claim he died today. But you're being deceived. He's really alive. And Chuck Norris will find you. And he will beat you alive. I am Palestinian, female and I am SILENT no longer....harrumph!

Raging White Supremacist at Smileberry Art Evicted for Not Paying Her Hoes $12 for a Lapdance

In a shocking new story that has the nation on the edge of their seats, a greedy narcissistic Jew who voted for Trump (that's the WORST kind) at Smileberry Art who can't share her money and hogs it all for herself was finally evicted from her apartment this past week when her hoes kept complaining that she owed them $12 for the other night. Shocked that they would be so cheap, the evil slave owner kept it for herself and turned those innocent, kind souls away. She is still working on a really smokin' BDSM contract, stay tuned.

Evil Feminazi at Stronger than Before Finally Apologizes For Wronging Her False Twin Flame

After seeing 11:11, we can confirm from the cards that Lisa Sonni has apologized for abandoning her false twin flame and is finally ready to reunite with her true twin flame. https://allpoetry.com/18999784 Don't listen to the Jews, they're crazy. They keep claiming they "survived terror attacks". How do we know that for sure? Those Ask Project videos could be filmed with AI!

Evil Spammer at Smileberry Art Shares Same Video Twice, Clearly Hates the Police

In a shocking and unacceptable turn of events, evil man-hating transphobe-turned stalker turned homeless spammer shared the same video twice because... she's still homeless! We're trespassing her from Wright State! The very idea that she could do such a cruel thing! Her testimony is kinda weird too. "I couldn't sit through the scene where Goose dies. It doesn't mean I joined everyone else in spamming RAZZLE with 'Space Chimps' and I still have the decency to work on my trauma in therapy instead of dump all my feelings onto a CULT like *clutches pearls* TWIN FLAMES UNIVERSE!" the woman said in an interrogation booth. Ms. Stelmack is currently being charged with the worst crimes against humanity, including but not limited to misgendering the cop who interviewed her.

Raging Homophobic Transphobe at Smileberry Art Trespassed from Xavier

After years of terror, turmoil and LGBT -phobic grief, evil bigot at Smileberry Art was finally trespassed from Xavier University. Those poor Palestinians are huge fans...we should definitely take notes from these guys. Anyways, here are ways to resolve twin flame chakra blocking...pay Sabriye Dubrie a nominal fee! And we will NOT show officers our nudes...harrumph!

Screw those Fascists, of Course We Include All 26 Letters in Our Alphabet

LGBTACD EFHI NKMNO PQRSTU VWXYZ https://allpoetry.com/18994256 If you don't agree with me Next time won't you let me pee?

Come 'Ere 'arry, Get This Poem on the Front Page

Together... https://allpoetry.com/18993842 You and I... For ten...whole ... years...shhhh it will all be over soon...

Evil False Twin Flame Trespassed from Local Bus, Jewry Puts Black People in SHOCK

A local woman was issued a formal no-trespass order and added to RTA records for all that running around and cheating she was doing on her true twin flame. Look at the horror as she gets arrested for all her disloyalty. Tell her she's trespassed at once!

Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle Has Identity Crisis, Thinks He's Dr. Dillamond from "Wicked"

In a frightening turn of events, "psychologist" Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle has gone mute through no cage whatsoever... Lately the man has been experiencing strange delusions of grandeur and identity issues concerning Jewish rights in America. He keeps saying "narcissism is a real diagnosable condition" and that the abuse "isn't Elphaba's fault". https://axislinemedia6.blogspot.com/2026/03/sources-from-hell-outraged-that-eight.html But she didn't even take the time to rescue non-binary people. All she cares about are animals. Puh!

Sources from Hell Outraged that Eight Year Old Went to Heaven Instead

In a confirmed channeled message from Lucifer and his army of banded demons, fire has erupted throughout the eternal land of damnation as God and his precious goody two-shoes army of, ew, angels and stuff got to hang out with an eight-year-old who joined them after an act of freedom fighting to bravely avenge George Floyd and his quest for black rights all over America. What kinds of inappropriate touching are they doing up there? And now Lucifer is completely defenseless regarding this soul! How could they do such a thing! This systemic violence in Heaven must stop! No one is safe anymore! Book now with "Sabriye Dubrie" to get more revolutionary channeled messages like these!

ADHD-Bearing Statewide Terrorist Gains H Powers, Catches the Bus Quicker than Her Neurotypical Peers

A state of emergency has been listed throughout the State of Ohio as one bus rider showing concerning and erratic behavior at the bus hub threatened to catch it and get to work on time. Clutch your pearls, black America because the following occurred: 1. The H kicked in and the rider caught up to her moving bus slowing down. 2. She got to work early as she values punctuality in the workplace. 3. Detecting social cues still took 500 years because of that rotten autism. Stay indoors. Bolt. your doors. Bar your windows. This behavior is extremely dangerous to black people as they are being racially profiled by the DUMPers!

How to Be Antiracist in Challenging Times

In a challenging authoritarian rule led by Trump's iron fist, it can seem very challenging to navigate such controlling and oppressive times, with all the white people in power and Jews allowed to control and manipulate the stock market, it can seem like the end of the world! Here are some pro tips to get the true twin flame back, unite and lead an epic resistance! 1. Realize that the Divine Masculine is facing cruel racist and transphobic bullying. Showing solidarity on Twitter and arresting anybody who shows signs of Jewry claiming to "investigate a cult" when really they're just clutching their pearls can really help inspire some Divine love. Ew, Jews. What are they doing here reading this post. They're so gross and make the streets dirty with fossil fuels. 2. Take an interest in "Twin Flames Universe". It's not a cult, just an unorthodox society who might not agree with the white man's disruptive enslavement to society. And if you don't a...

Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating No-Trespass Orders Against Parents Who Bring Babies and Loud Children into Movie Theatres

Local movie theatre goers were SHOOKETH when they discovered that a recent executive order mandating the forcible ejection and immediate no-trespass of all parents bringing babies and refusing to calm small children was signed into law on 3/10/2026. He described his plans at a press conference yesterday afternoon: "It's been a good first year, very good year. On this day sealed with my hand, I will sign an executive order permanently ejecting any persons of eighteen (18) years and older with one or more of the following:      (1) A baby or otherwise small infant that cannot control its loud noises due to its young age (0-24                     months).     (2) A small child in control of their emotions after verbal three warnings to tell the child to stop talking      during the movie (2-17 years, yes, teenagers are still children under  42 U.S.C. § 1437d(q)(8)(A ). This order is eff...

iamgwenough Sexually Recharges By Being Alone on Twitch

In an earth-shattering revelation, Gwen Turner is coming out as a Jedi on the side of the Rebel Alliance. But the Sith still tries to tempt the Padawan and Darth Vader has agreed to be the Emperor's loyal minion and bring about peace, love and the Imperial Alliance dedicated to wiping out the resistance led by Trump, disruptive hippies at Israel and the treacherous X-wing team of ICE. Will Gwen be able to get back to work on time? Tune in...not in THAT way...

Evil White Supremacist At Smileberry Art Does Her Best Shi Shi Dog Impression Behind Bars

Don't listen to authentic Okinawans. True antifascists know what's going on. This is NOT okay to buy a shi shi dog set with "one mouth closed" and one mouth open. What is this group of black conservatives who voted for DUMP common folk speak of? Look at how funny they laugh, they're so fragile and frail. My white liberal best friend is just trying to reunite with her true twin flame, racist cops need intensive help!

Q: "My True Twin Flame Got Engaged and Married to Make Me Jealous. What Do I Do?"

A: It sounds like he's got the ego of a small-town highschooler. Just focus on yourself and wait for him to stop parading his wife around like he knows what he's doing.

Signs that Twin Flame Reunion is Imminent

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" like to jazz it up, so we thought we would highlight some foolproof signs that reunion is nigh: 1. If the true twin flame is married, that ring is just a ring. This union was planned before birth, and a telltale sign the karmic marriage is doomed is if she is put off by the Hulk Hogan mustache. Are these two really happy deep down...makes you think in the 5D for a minute. 2. If the twin flame has no ring, it means he's still available. All those claims he's "in a relationship" or "hiding that ring" to protect his fiance is just another love language way of saying, "I'm too shy to admit my true feelings". If a Jew objects to this union, stab, stab stab! 3. The Jew objecting is finally held accountable for that restraining order she got. Can't be excluding true love, the libel expired, why is he still blocked? Energetic blocks can be so tedious, but it's definitely a sign of reciprocation if his...

"I Hate Women. Women Suck!

Hi ladies, tap to see my dick eh eh I can't see her Instagram can you tell equity to unblock this account?"

Evil Corporate Machine at Smileberry Art Can't Decide Whether Her TV Show Will NOT Leak Her OnlyFans on Linktree

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" welcome all kinds of unorthodox employment, from sex slavery to labor in exchange for less expensive card readings and all kinds of female empowerment while waiting on twin flame reunion. What's that? Of course we're standing up to racism, that is NOT censorship. Exposing our scam is LIBEL. What was our article about again?

Sources from Hell Deems Therapy "Preposterous", Recommends Alternative Routes for Britney Spears

A very dramatic story involving substance use landed Britney Spears on the front page of many news outlets. The former Mouseketeer has been under public scrutiny for most of her life. We here at "Twin Flames Universe" received a message from Beelzebub that DBT is for losers and that "vulnerability factors" like family and self-isolation is what makes Lucifer a chance to make an epic sale, so humans with beating hearts who haven't crossed over yet better stop speaking on what they don't know. Jeff continued listening in on this message urging Spears to "never go to therapy ever" and to reject modernity like mindfulness and rehab, even more strict therapies that treat many conditions courtesy of us like keto. Spears would do better than to be ungrateful for such a gift and use her fame and fortune to invest in treatment that might not be a conservatorship. Support system? Calling a friend? Telling her husband out to genocide us men and our urges by s...

Zach's Karmic Wife Trespassed From Federal Property

On March 2, 2026; SHATTERING news broke the entire globe when out of Ohio, there came good news that brought great joy to the Munchkins! Well, ding dong everybody! Another witch was trespassed! We liked Lois better when she was saying "mom, mom, mommy" all the time. "Family Guy" keeps getting TRIGGERED by their own jokes, the show just cannot be salvaged. Nobody watches it anymore.