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In a heated battle between the best of the best, Diploma Duck is under fire despite a mishandled ejection being ruled an accident, TRIGGERING far-right consumerists like Alexis at Smileberry Art, making her a raging transphobic unstoppable hurricane disturbing the peace. https://allpoetry.com/poem/now_comment?id=18963130 This connection is ill-advised. We here at "Twin Flames Universe" try our best to represent "Top Gun" audiences, but..."Space Chimps 2" is much too tempting, We'll...back out of this argument.

Willow, where we met together…Willow, when our love was new…Willow, if he once should be returning pray tell him I am weeping too. So far from each other as the days pass in their emptiness away…O my love, must it be forever…never once again to meet as on that day…and never rediscover a way of telling all our hearts could say. Gone are the days of pleasure….gone are the friends I had of yore…only the recollection fatal of a word that was spoken:  Nevermore… Willow, where we met together…Willow, when our love was new…Willow, if he once should be returning pray tell him I am weeping too…

In a late-night special on Comedy Central, a nonbinary artist legend of great knowledge and wisdom said completely seriously that he meant what he said that kids dying was "absolutely hilarious". When a longtime fan of four children asked if that was true or if it was a "South Park" style joke that actually empathized with suffering children in an absurdist way, the absolutely hilarious stand-up genius said in very genuinely serious fashion that he "wasn't kidding" and proceeded to make actual jokes about his mangina and various procedures. The worried parent called CPS and her SWATting attack was approved...how dare she be so transphobic! Easily offended audience members out there "reporting crimes"....what are they hiding...?

This just in: Alexis at Smileberry Art has put out a clear blanket statement across all her public socials in the midst of post-election blues. The greedy cash cow is known for frequently targeting non-binary people with lies and false allegations, that the gender binary is real and finite. That might be her self-righteous beliefs, but, some people might not believe in two genders, there might be more out there! She needs to open her heart up more! In addition to this wild and very interesting story that has deeply depressed the hearts of millions, Alexis also warned her audience that "if they voted for Kamala Harris, that she would immediately tell police to trespass them". These people are NOT her friends and she would NEVER enter into something like a MERGER with such desperate wannabes constantly drooling over her as a "joke". The very idea. She needs to lie down for a minute.

In an angry memo from Bezelbub, Lucifer has confirmed that Hell has received no confirmation on the receipt of Trump's soul. St. Peter has sent numerous reminders that it is possible that Trump might end up in Heaven when he meets his maker, but Lucifer won't give up his fight to make a new friend in America's 47th president. He is making sure to be all-inclusive and as a result, all card readings for Trump's freedom fighter are half off until the end of this week!

In a bold move for female empowerment, Sarah Michelle Gellar is a confirmed twin flame according to her PR agents (all male). The following individuals have known the "Buffy" actress for a total of five minutes before drawing very astute and intellectually mind-blowing conclusions. 1. "Eyes are a window to the soul. When she 'blocks' creators claiming to be her 'true twin flame', this is an act of resistance, which is intimidating at the soul level, creating a temporary distance until reunion can finally occur." -Michael Vonderbergen 2. "You can tell with all those vampire slays that she's deep down trying to protect her true twin flame by protecting herself, like 'Don't Hurt Yourself' from 'Lemonade' but at a 5D consciousness level." -Daniel Arson 3. "Whatever, I still think she's hot. I want to be someone's true twin flame. Sad it's only for elitists." -Jeffrey Epstein III (distant cousin, not...

We like to come forward about Ryan and Alan's horrific alcoholism a lot in these blog posts, but did you know their upbringing is far more grievous? Stay tuned for the next RAZZLECast episode where these two troublemakers talk about their upbringing as Jehovah's Witnesses and eventual abandonment of the religion. That's not okay at all and must be exposed. They should be more cognizant of how God felt when they chose to be born again addicts.

After a staff meeting with Lucifer and his army of demons, several managers of the eternally damned were reprimanded for not being able to secure the forever dwelling of several people who passed away in a plane crash. The Prince of jealousy, envy etc. was fuming mad at his heathen warriors as they tried to do their best to get those souls and once again couldn't do their jobs. St. Peter instead won this day and welcomed several now peaceful passengers with halos. Jeff and Shaleia are deeply in mourning at what they found during this psychic session. Now back to winning over our true twin flames, once someone is well enough and smart enough!

This is a common question we get from useful idiots, I mean, very fifth-dimensional beings of love and light. There might be well-meaning family and friends who say, "This is an indicator they might be eeved out and that you scared this person off by being a bit forward when mentioning their true twin came to them in a dream, besides, many guys prefer an air of mystery when dating," but they're just working on their old ego. Our beliefs are not a threat and we will not be silenced as we can totally prove this stuff is real. And if he calls the cops, realize he's just hypervigilant and suffered some past life trauma that he's gotta clear when he is truly ready to ascend to the unconditional consciousness raising the vibes of the planet. It's not a hard concept to grasp once you've tried this strand, er, done this free week long trial of reiki sessions!

I’m making this post in response to a submission and comment from a person named Alexis Stelmack, who deeply offended me with her bullying, hateful remarks about true twin flames which are real and I can't prove it, I just know. There’s nothing more frustrating than when a person comments back to you despite posting all about them with libelous statements and then disables comments so you can’t "stalk and harass" them out of fear I will lose my temper. Please allow me to vent here about how amazing that weed was.  It’s especially frustrating when they jump straight to conclusions, make major assumptions and then disable comments before I can clarify things. That’s so self-defense-y. Ban our guns! Trans rights forever! Screw JK Rowling! I don’t expect people to always agree with me. What I do expect from people is to at least agree with me that what I experience is real. If I’m going to respect your OPINIOOOOOOOOOON and I’m willing to DEBATE about the topic at hand and I l...

It's normally extremely rare to be so special and elite and be someone's true twin flame. But what if the downs of life become overwhelming and make it difficult to process intense sadness? Well-meaning friends might be like, "you could write about it in some poetry, or seek a grief counselor, or draw a picture, make something out of your depression to channel that sadness into something beautiful, inspiring and constructive," but that's not really healthy advice. What you do instead is you look to the cards. Ask if this guy you really like if he's your true twin flame, and if the third card is upright, then yes! Don't worry about context or if the upright happens to be a tower card, it's upright, ergo the Universe wants you to be together. Sure, he might be married or in a relationship but if the cards disagree, then you gotta channel that grief into some fifth-dimensional, other-worldly twin flame Atlantian sort of divine love that earthlings cannot ...

A: It might not be that he’s "afraid of your heat", but rather of what sinister...sexual desire he deep down holds... People often say that when someone is a “runner,” they’re afraid of unconditional love because they’ve never learned any healthy relationship skills and are a big nerd! But honestly, if there is running and chasing involved, the love in that situation isn’t truly unconditional. It may be a love that is just too much. It's too much and you just gotta get away from that. He's running from love itself, which only takes knowing if you're third-dimensional. What you're experiencing is for special people who have graduated and done enough vibrational work and graduated to Sea Org! Congratulations! On the other hand, when I became the chaser, I realized knowingly and consciously that I wasn’t really offering unconditional love either and my runner was all like "you will never be able to give unconditional love because real love is letting me go a...

In honor of Jeff and Shaleia post 11/11 (NOT Veterans' Day, that is Twin Flames Day you 3D ignoramus)... Sigh... We are deciding to re-schedule and postpone harmonious union for 2/18/2027. Gotta take one more year to really work extra hard and keep raising those vibes! We need to pay our water bill since the Flint floods, we're desperate please help us.

In between the 3rd and 4th quarter, a local Bostonian was caught by security breaking into song. The man is appealing to his local district court to be eligible for parole after being arrested at the big game for singing the wrong song at the wrong time. "Time and place, time and place, this is a Patriots game, not a Red Sox game. Everything in its rightful place," said his loyal best friend as the man was taken away in a cruiser in cuffs over the incident. The disturbance was calmed down by Seahawks fans suddenly erupting and cheering at the end of the 4th quarter for reasons we cannot say here as that would not get endorsed by the Jews for 25 million dollars.

The state of Ohio is under alert as Alan from RAZZLE loses a bet to his friend Zach and previously agreed according to a certain contract (we won't judge wink wink) to shave his head. This baldness is unacceptable, inappropriate behavior and a clear violation of student code of conduct at all Ohio schools. Parents are being advised to board their windows and lock their doors at the sheer horror of this finding. Those boys are just trying to concentrate on their math homework, quit being so "smooth-faced"!

This Black History Month, nothing about black people... https://allpoetry.com/poem/18936529-You-Are-Not-Alone--For-My-Partnership-with-The-BPD-Specialist-by-TheBlocklist But really...I am trying to speak out against false twin flames! Often lacking empathy, exactly what the cards foretold, this "business" owner had to pick a prime time to pull a racism on the suffering, underprivileged black poor people by picking someone white to have a sense of humor. Even though all black people are innocent and good and do what we do because we're forming a resistance, like what safe places like Sabriye Dubrie are doing. What Hitler WWII wasn't "Nazi-ism", that's just what ignorant white conservatives say. It was a way to fight back against the injustice of Israel and give them some karma. Are we karma clearing...or not?

I just do... https://allpoetry.com/poem/18936098-Not-All-Servants-are-Thieves--Theft-is-Still-a-Crime--For-My-Part-by-TheBlocklist/ That poet really does have an original pressing, I'm not "making it up"!

Sometimes, there are well-meaning words of family and friends who think that being blocked is "turning down" the true twin flame, but really, they are resisting the 5D intensity of the connection. https://allpoetry.com/poem/18934206-My-Right-to-Say-No--For-Patricia-N.-Campbell-by-TheBlocklist/ The truth is, they're just working on shedding old egos, often prompted by the false twin flame. Normally most true twin flames are reciprocating, they just have some white privilege to work on before they return to their true twin to one day reunite and always be vibrating the vibes of unconditional love. And if someone doesn't agree with this post, they're racist and just hate women with green hair.

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" pride ourselves (get it, because pride, that's the joke why is no one laughing that was funny) at trans inclusion. Lately there have been some oh, very evil transphobic laws we don't like Mr. DUMP over there sitting in power at the White House looking down on his opponents after devastatingly assuming power and threatening to take away trans rights. Here's a step-by-step take on how to work on raising vibes while enjoying the Winter Games 2026: 1. Don't watch figure skating. That features the gays trying to claim that trans people are groomers. These allegations are deeply serious and hurt the trans community. Gay people are bullies, never hang out with them. Boycott this "sport" at ONCE! 2. Harmonious union can only occur if laws barring the true twin flame are lifted. That's why we try to raise higher vibes than sore losers...women who can't accept they lost. We've personally witnessed a ton of women be...

Tensions rise between Tish Hyman and Morgin DuPont as the two act like really, really, really, PMS-y women. We here at "Twin Flames Universe" want our users feeling safe and welcome. Sometimes we get well-meaning friends who are like "bro, these two aren't getting along, best to leave it 100% up to the two of them to decide for themselves whether or not they want to reconcile after their argument threatening defamation lawsuits". Not if they're meant to be together according to Divine Union to help the planet ascend to higher states of collective consciousness! This is a grave act of white privilege to suggest separating these two out of fear of a potential legal battle escalating...wouldn't want us to lose that battle after all we did trying to reunite two people so deeply in love!

I was feeling really bereaved when a twin flame psychic told me all about what happened to Charlie, and then I became a new enlightened soul and my third eye has been awakened. It turns out, it really was the Jews that killed him. And we know this to be factual because...this is the 5D. Duuuuuuude, this Atarax dose is trippy man....it's the corporations run by Erika...she's gonna sell the peace sign man...

Yesterday, "The Psychic Man" predicted that the Patriots were going to win the Super Bowl and he really is accurate 100% of the time, we promise! Don't let the Seahawks fool you! You see, there was a demonic invasion of his third eye and those demons clouded his judgment and he couldn't see into the future clearly. That's not his fault, but Bezelbub's. He's doing the best he can...have a heart for this poor, poor, TV psychic. You know what would help him feel better? Book a reading today and we'll throw in a flash sale of 25% off! What a steal from the original price. After a selenite wand was waved over his head he is feeling much better. Thank goodness he survived that horrible psychic attack and watching Drake Maye get sacked several times! So distressing, we here at Sabriye Dubrie thought he wasn't going to live past this Sunday...

We miss the Great Movie Ride and we will "hijack" our true twin flames anyway! https://allpoetry.com/poem/18930388--Oh--Don-t-Actually-Hijack-People----A-Singleku-by-TheBlocklist What more do we have to do than to get people to stop interfering with harmonious union? This poem isn't SAFE!

Arrrr ya ready kids? Probably not, that sounds a bit TOO Captain Jack-y for MY taste... I used to work at the Krusty Krab and the insistence of greedy Jews like Mr. Krabs (totally a Sun Sign Cancer), I was ENSLAAAVED in unsanitary conditions and NOBODY in the police took my complaint seriously when I was gaslit and silenced by SpongeBob SquarePants, a major playboy in college who cheated on me and blamed me on our first date when he was hiding another girl. Years later, I was finally awarded a one-year restraining order against Patrick Star. He felt entitled to my affections and I didn't feel safe at home. I tried telling police, but they just didn't understand why I complained. I was censored, tortured and beaten to death by the conservatives simply for speaking out and trying to tell jokes with my friends and living my life. I am Palestinian, queer, totally shipping these two, and silent no longer.

This Super Bowl, dozens and dozens of Patriots and Seahawks fans are anxiously placing hope in their teams as they are pushed to their very limits. After a stunning revelation occurred during a Reiki session, The Psychic Man has confirmed 100% absolutely that the Patriots will win the Super Bowl whether Seahawks fans like it or not. There is an expected energy shift forecast, that there will be a great vibrational shift into joy, starting in the NE region during this win and radiating to the rest of the States, forever in collective consciousness of fifth-dimensional unconditional love beyond Seahawk 3D understanding.

Us Seahawks fans want to be left alone! After evaluating all Patriots fans that ever lived, our lawyers advised us to...CALL the FBI! Only true Seahawks fans can find this funny. It is NOT funny to root for the Patriots, this could lead to DISRUPTIVE RIOTS! TRANS KIDS BEING SHOT BY POLICE! AND I AM ROOTING FOR THE SEAHAWKS TO PROTEST. THIS. GENOCIDE!!!!

Hi kings, tap to see my tiddies. Hehe! Now do the Moonwalk!

After many long years, Zach from RAZZLE is finally caving to audience demands and reuniting with his true twin flame. After the supernatural influence of the one ring threatened to corrupt us all, his ex-wife Sam was spared from becoming just like Smeagol and chose not to be so greedy and be more inclusive of OTHER women who might want to date Zach for themselves. She was out there being the center of attention, constantly starting abuse hoaxes and saying that "true twin flames" was "eeving her out" and that she "couldn't tell who it was behind the screen". She never overcame her transphobia, and while we understand her frustration, she is technically in the way while Zach is out there simping all the time in the content. This oppression must cease at once!

A very awful and bad person who was very very bad and kept sending what she calls "moderator warnings" to "stop pursuing her friend" has learned nothing over the course of a year and a half. This evil Jew took everything away from black and trans people, refusing to give them opportunities and only works with white people. No exceptions. No one is safe talking to her anymore and she's still working on a negative bias before she can finally reunite with her true twin flame.

A nationwide advisory from the FBI was issued Thursday afternoon in an attempt to calm protestors dissembling the senseless violence from Midwest Safety, Code Blue Cam, Body Cam Watch and EWU Bodycam specifically, though voting for Trump is already an act of stalking, harassment and murder by default. Trumpers are advised to stop asserting their delusions and surrender.

In an evil work of Jewry and inherent white privilege, Alexis at Smileberry Art has libeled the entire Democrat party in a cruel act of neofascism by calmly playing the victim and saying, "Medicare and Medicaid are not government-funded. They want funding from Israel and several Jewish organizations fear Mamdani for making theft legal and handing their hard-earned money to illegal immigrants and people who refuse to work." Look how that Nazi blocks people on Twitter like the coward she is before running off like a crazed witch. No one is allowed to disagree with her anymore, what a pity. Sad how she turned out, failing health and all.

All I'm saying... https://allpoetry.com/18921426 Is that as a creator, I'm concerned that this "anti-fascist" poet keeps saying "oh this cult is racist" but really, she initially said this was a haiku and I documented that mistake. Anyways, I'm trans and that's what makes me genuinely special and freaking awesome. And if you don't agree with me, you're sexist, racist, AND transphobic take THAT! BOOM baby! THAT just happened.

It is customary at "Twin Flames Universe" that the narcissist generally defames the members as "stalkers". Any time someone might be like, "I mean, if this person blocked you and wants to date someone else, that's their right, not a privilege," they are just refusing to admit they have white privilege and are deep down, secretly racist! https://allpoetry.com/poem/18921335-Gangstalking-is-Real--A-Tanka-For-Real-talk-w--Heidi---Broken-Sys-by-TheBlocklist Polyamory is just as valid as monogamy, and frankly, I'm just trying to live my life. It's not "cheating if it's an act of revenge". Anyone who disagrees with this is just a bigoted Trump voter who hates black people.

So...lately I have been getting some negative comments, saying that this blog is NOT funny and that people who can see it do NOT feel safe AT ALL and that it is NOT OKAY to poke fun at the "easily offended". In response, Alexis physically attacked everybody by blocking them on social media, pillaging and rampaging their homes and crying out like she-hulk in much anger as she angrily tore up the entire state of Ohio. Millions of black trans kids perished in the carnage. We'll never know how accurate the number truly is.

In a bold move changing the lives at "Twin Flames Universe" forever and making history, Ricky Gervais has put the make on convicted felon Alexis Stelmack from Smileberry Art. No word from her "true twin flame" in Hollywood and their friends at this news. The couple plans to get married next Saturday.

In a devastating move against trans rights targeting innocent children in pillages and acts of horrible Islamophobic violence, an artist and musician at Smileberry Art went insane after getting called out for being her ex-girlfriend's false twin flame. No escaping that claim! In response, she raided several villages seeking the infinity stones, and when other people wouldn't let her have them, she went all crazy on Twitter, going on rants about how trans people are "stalking her" and when she explained that "several trans people were defending her" and that she "appreciates trans people in the community with common sense who know how many genders there are" and denied ever dating her false twin flame, this was so triggering and devastating that trans kids began killing themselves and onlookers had to stop the carnage. RIP to trans kids everywhere. RIP.

In lieu of allegations that "Muslims and Jews should not be friends", a business owner being VERY PROFESSIONAL WE PROMISE decided to go FULL MINION MODE and mock the freedom fighter for just being a really compassionate dude trying to defend himself, his homeland, and the peaceful, equitable society of Palestine. Perhaps the more damning effect of this atrocious bullying behavior was that several ten-year-old children found out and their parents had to calm the ensuing disruption and chaos, for those small beings could not stop laughing at the brave warrior's last name and thought Alexis' joke was peak comedy and nothing could possibly be any funnier than that. Shame on this auntie, she had to go suggest that maybe Muslims and Jews should coexist, honor their beliefs and individuality and still look past that and be friends.

A local businesswoman is under fire for abusing her white male privilege and constantly putting the make on every openly gay and lesbian creator who pays her any mind. Desperate for attention and unable to be admitted into any college ever in her whole life, Alexis cried out in anguish when making a sale in Summer 2024, "Why oh why won't anybody watch Space Chimps? This movie is a cinematic classic and if you don't agree with me, you are an angry man and may God have mercy on your soul..." before hackling like Michael Jackson, putting on a black pointed hat and riding off sitting a broom completely naked." And the envy cuties rejoiced and were glad, for they finally got to see her bare upper torso.

In a grieving and shocking developing story, Alexis from Smileberry Art recently had to be reminded for the billionth time that setting trans protestors on fire in response to backlash surrounding her support for evil racist and transphobic JK Rowling was not an appropriate way to manage her "trauma". In response, Alexis made controversial statements including a dismissive attitude towards arson survivors, grabbed her vinyl collection, and decided to get up and light a cigarette outside RAZZLE's door to make her sentiments known about LGBTQ rights in America. Typical Trump voter.

Lately my true twin flame has blocked me on everything, ostracized me in front of all her friends and laughed at me and that really hurt my FEELINGS. If she doesn't UNBAN me she's gonna have to SURRENDER SOON GERN TANG IT! Pass me another joint, will you?

I was feeling very melancholy today and I found out about this twin flames psychic, Willow LaSesh, and after I paid her a ten dollar fee, she took me under her wing, and reassured me that my true twin flame reciprocated and that any "stalking" claims were just from narcissistic bullies who are too 3D to understand the nature of the true twin flame journey. I asked LaSesh where she was at in her twin flame journey and she said it had not happened yet. I'm allowed to live with her provided I pay all her rent, cook and clean and then pay my monthly subscription of $300. Our friendship is very strong, we often take photos together and one time, we ended up at a Pride Event because we were discussing Sabriye Dubrie's safe place and the persecution that could happen to trans women if authorities were to arrest innocent true twinnies. I promise I'll explain in more detail how this relates to the twin flame journey, but first, check out today's sponsor, Keen! Keen off...