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How to tell that you've reached past the surrender stage and are finally ready for union. 1. Your twin flame watches and reviews your favorite movie. This is an otherworldly way of communicating in a way that earthly beings don't understand...they're telling you they love you and that they're interested in you. 2. When well-meaning people say things like "I think this is a cult and you need therapy," ignore those warnings, those are just feeble-minded 3D narcissists. 3. Allah is pleased with them. Finally, world peace. No more Jews.

Monday; September 29, 2025 - A woman named Sadie of unknown last name ethnicity and origin (where is her pimp daddy?) was detained by federal agents trying to scan her to determine a price tag. She told TSA agents that she would not be touched by Jeff Divine and that she thought his cult was "creepy"... Really? We gotta defame the men now... I don't know if we can trust that one after officers were not allowed to see such a dangerously attractive weapon like herself. After claiming she was traveling to work, dressed like that? Boys gotta focus on their math homework...quit showing those sinful shoulders! And men, keep your shirts on. That is very offensive and NOT funny!

Your twin flame will uproot all of your childhood trauma so you can heal it in the separation phase, but did you know there's already a movie that does that? Look no further than all the abandonment fears, BPD symptoms and c-PTSD avoidance your divine love's heart desires than the emotions this direct-to-video classic illicits in our youth seeking support and refuge in our safe place. This is a nonjudgmental zone so if someone is being called a psychopath, those members have to rewatch the scene where Pooh Bear sits all by himself thinking his friends have deserted him all alone forever. Because that's a vibe ding and a clear ego coming through and you can't experience reunion without a brief Thetan, I mean, vibe check.

A: If anyone says that this is the equivalent of Scarlett O'Hara moving on from Ashley Wilkes and begging for Rhett to take her back, they're just racist for enjoying "Gone with the Wind". Well-meaning family and friends might suggest that you are falling out of love, but this is just the beginning of the awakening process. You and your twin flame are still working through each other's inherent white privilege to one day end up together. He is clearly still into you, you just gotta work through that numbness. And there might be that one Karen MAGA hat wearer who's like "maybe he sees you as just a friend and you're falling out of love," but those people are just not safe to talk to. And if you don't agree with me, you're transphobic towards non-binary people.

Umm...some people might disagree...we are STILL EXISTING! -Jeff and Shaleia

Excuse us... We don't feel safe talking about "Twin Flames Universe" and our lives matter too... -Jeff and Shaleia

This very important announcement today from very important Jeff from Shaleia was so rudely interrupted by a barrage of videos from Brad Polumbo in order to silence us. Chill. Anyways, please remember that we do hold unorthodox views and while someone might think they are subject to due process and the right to interrogate us, we don't think someone should have that right if they're a fascist. Anyways, we offer past life regression readings. If you don't agree with us, well you're just not well enough. We take all health concerns seriously, including those in cages.

Now, I'm not your dad... If I were in your shoes, I would move out of your house immediately and evacuate America. Because if you make a sound... Zach will hear you... And he will find you... Shh....

Sometimes twin flames get blocked on social media by their true love. We'd like to challenge the status quo on ways to overcome the separation phase and reunite in harmonious union: 1. Pretend to be trans. That way if she resists, just call out her inherent transphobia if trying to enter the surrender stage early in the girls locker room. 2. Slap on they/them pronouns and claim to be an ostracized nerd if someone doesn't immediately give attention to the divine masculine doing the chasing and that the other twin flame is exclusionary and needs to unblock that person immediately. 3. Claim the other twin flame has white privilege for supporting their last name's heritage instead of calling for arms to protect oneself from Israeli betrayal. It's NOT perceived, it's REAL gern tang it!

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" have a lot of autistic members that no, we don't censor at all, they always get triggered and mad at us...trying to silence our causes... Anyways... An autistic member recently ascended with more vibes by inventing a time machine, turning back time, and removing the Tylenol from THEIR mother's possession (try to be mindful that gender is a spectrum tooooo....ugh....bigots...) to avoid the diagnosis altogether.  We can help cure autism symptoms with past-life regression readings all for a nominal fee.

In a stunning press conference last Monday night football, Andy Reid announced that at the following games during October, his team would be following temporary rules. 1. Wednesday games: pink uniforms. For breast awareness month, I mean, breast cancer awareness month (am I becoming one of the Plastics?) 2. Friday's game on October 3 do allow sweatpants. 3. No tank tops two days in a row. 4. Hair in a ponytail once a week. If any members of the team break any of these rules, they can't play with the rest of the team. Not just them, like any football team. Like, if I were breaking these rules I would be sitting over there with WHIO and WESH 2 News.

We at "Twin Flames Universe" pay attention to all of the subliminals in popular music to ensure that our members ascend to the highest consciousness and raise the vibrations of the planet together in Divine, unconditional love. Sadly, the lyrics from "In the Air Tonight" are no longer permitted at our facilities as they are too sexual to be performed on LinkedIn. Sounds like the words of someone sexually frustrated, anyways. Gross.

Years after the release of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Pt. 2", in a bold pro-DEI move, Alexandre Desplat took accountability for his white privilege by blaming his score for accompanying a brown-eyed actress playing child Lily Potter as well as another brown-eyed actress playing the more grown-up version. "I realize due to my white skin that I have denied an opportunity to actresses with blue eyes like Daniel Radcliffe the chance to be onscreen next to tearjerkers like 'Lily's Theme'." This twitter apology, since deleted, occurred shortly after promotion of the upcoming HBO special about "Harry Potter" with a black man cast as Severus Snape.

In a surprising news announcement from representatives at MeTV, the longtime young cowboy, now resurrected from the grave in youthful 20-something fashion, has decided that his time was spent better "wearing purple" and "hanging around kids while watching them". Tune in now to watch "The Wagon Train" and we'll let you know if he got the job...Happy Halloween...soon...

In a desperate plea to win back her twin flame, the cringe pianist at "What's a Modder U" took to the pen to desperately win back her true twin flame, writing poems of love and adoration, promising to keep any allegations while she was paranoid a secret. Well that takes care of the "trauma" aspect of it all. Join our courses for a nominal fee and we can guarantee a happily ever after.

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" strive to be constructive role models when helping lost souls find union, see the numbers and reunite in harmony according to the soul contract signed before reincarnation, but did you know we have lots of really cool, hip friends that are great with kids? We partnered up with "Mended Light, who, with initial reluctance, agreed to do better as therapists and take advice from a very trusted individual not in trouble, that's just Zionist lies, from loving mom Jodi Hildebrant. Some claim that she was "splitting up happy couples" but honestly? These were all karmic disasters and/or false twin flames. Her new matches are exactly according to plan, completely aligned with Jeff Divine's psychic premonitions for the group going forward. We look forward to doing business together...soon....

After being questioned by feds, Tydrosus has removed any previous acts that concede with InsertStephenHere regarding bans over movie spoilers. "I have made an error in judgment. Spoilers are allowed provided you give away the ending of '80 For Brady'. Anybody who roots for the Patriots and insists on fangirling over a movie that glorifies Tom Brady can go through a mandatory ball crushing for all I care. I mean it's not my fault the Eagles crushed it against the Rams this past game. You guys need Bill Belichick more than you care to admit." No further comment has been offered at this time.

Authorities have been shocked to discover that while InsertStephenHere might be a moderator by day, every night at the full moon when he touches water, something happens.  Idk, we still haven't caught that merman.

Lately our "cult" but really antifascist society just trying to help Jewish people not be so racist has come under fire by Nazis. Don't listen to their "warnings to stop being creepy or risk getting arrested". Those are just prank calls defending an ex. If someone is truly meant to be, they will understand that your triggers are just you being human. They'll take you in their arms and won't mind a bit. Anybody who advocates for women to "not take his crap" are just lying feminists who are huge Potterheads. Would you reasonably trust a 30-something going out in public saying she's a "proud Ravenclaw"? Pathetic...

In a shocking new development, "Face/Off" has been blacklisted by Hollywood producers for being "too biased" and "portraying the Palestinians as terrorists, bad rep" much to our approval at "Twin Flames Universe" We asked the producer, the only one who blacklisted the movie, Ben Hagelin, what he did to overcome such white male privilege to pull off such bravery and courage. "I just don't think this is a subject for discourse. Terrorists aren't being parodied on my Twitter as 'purple guy', who said anything about helping Israel? The apartheid is atrocious over there!" In other news, Morgin DuPont is still trespassed from WDW.

On September 20, 2025, an affiliate of The Little Clinic "giving a patient an X-Ray" but really groping her breasts inappropriately was arrested for sexual misconduct. This happened after he was busted for yet another far more serious crime: stealing the Declaration of Independence. This arrest came after Marcus Dib "didn't think Donald Trump was transphobic". Who does this self-righteous nerd think he is.

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" want everyone safe, included and welcome in our very not exploitative, very safe society we promise. Don't believe the rumors that the alleged "Berklee stalker" was fired. That never happened, these women are just asking for it. He's live right now, everything is fine. Zach is just racist and transphobic, that's all. We have plans for this one eeehehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehe!

Allegations have surfaced online that "That Vegan Teacher" has been STALKING Kris and Caleb Phelps at SourBoys. We here at "Twin Flames Universe" thinks these allegations are deeply serious and tear innocent women's and now animals' lives! These selfish people, so-called "royalty" dare interrupt our "cult" to defame and harass such an innocent soul trying to save lives in the wild. We are happy to report that Kris is in custody for enjoying some Cane's. They don't use enough seasoning to our likings...anybody who buys food from their joint should be in jail for consuming such cardboard anyways!

Lately we at "Twin Flames Universe" have received complaints about "sextortion", so we thought we would give some tips to reassure our members that we have their best interest at heart. If you receive texts demanding money threatening to leak nudes, here's what you need to remember: 1. Only straight, white, Republican men commit this crime. If that person is a minority, they cannot possibly be responsible nor a credible suspect. 2. Text that person back and explain that you are just trying to feed your family and will pay them later. That way it dangles the scammer on purpose. Republicans are a scam. It's free speech. 3. Screenshot the messages and tell the FBI but not police. All cops do is just beat up black people. They cannot be trusted. 4. Defend the country from Trump's fascism and take swift care of that pigheaded bigot, then send the nudes. We hope this advice helps!

We at "Twin Flames Universe" strongly condemn any defamation, fear and hatred of Jeffrey Epstein. This man is the Johnny Depp of modern America, just like Jeff Divine, really just trying to feed his family. So sick of lying feminists like JK Rowling getting all offended at this very funny, very interesting and totally awesome equitable society. How these people are "sexual abusers"...those allegations are serious! I'm being very serious right now. Men: your rights are under attack!

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" want our members feeling safe and welcome. Lynnanne and Sam wouldn't show me their tiddies and that was cold and selfish of them. You can't count on women like that to do their jobs anymore, they're completely insane! We can help you vibrate unconditional love all for a nominal fee. Join our email list to get more information about our past-life regressions.

In a shocking display of justice towards the male gender, several female lifeguards complained that they did not feel safe talking to famed gamer and psychopathic monster, Josh. We all knew he was only "playing video games" to cover up his criminal record. Don't ever trust someone like that. For a nominal fee, monadic twin flames who have ascended further towards harmonious union can help you find your true and eternal love.

We have a very egregious group rule broken at "Twin Flames Universe" to announce: Zach's wife Sam won't let me show her my tiddies which is OBVIOUSLY unacceptable. I'm just trying to do my job here and it's been really hard to generate interest and get noticed. Have a heart.

In a recent nationwide poll published mostly conducted by high school students ages 13-17 confirmed that households with parents telling their adolescent children they "loved them so much" and "want them to get good grades so they do well in colleges and in potential new jobs" are the most embarrassing in public. Can't be caught making a goofy face in a photo with these losers, that's humiliating.

In an emergency White House meeting, Trump signed an executive order that might shock the nation and "Twin Flames Universe" believers everywhere. "On September 15, 2025, I will sign an executive order that allows me to forcibly and without warning, steal the Declaration of Independence." This decision came after washed out actor with all those, ew, weird memes, Nicolas Cage made a surprise appearance at the White House with all the inside scoops on how to pull it off successfully.

Lately evil far-right Christian extremists have been using the courts to silence you and your twin flame beliefs. If you're going to outsmart these idiots, here's what you gotta do: 1. Keep pretending to be your wife. This fools the conservatives every time. They have no idea that you used your spouse's phone number and her friends' business email to defend your amazing, beautiful and immortal looks. Try the same thing over and over, it makes progress. 2. Keep defending women's rights. That way no one can say you're sexist or "obsessing over your image over the welfare of others". 3. Groan and say conservatives are just offended and cringe and NOT funny and how much that triggers you and hurts your feelings. Works every time! Keep going!

In a stunning bold move by Donald Trump, official White House merch only available for Republican customers (Democrats will be trespassed and all orders returned with no refund) recently released at Smithsonian.org. "I will sign an executive order mandating that no Democrats can buy cool White House merch like my friends can. While there were good people on both sides, one side has become increasingly problematic. We decline any interest in such 'unity' and forbid anyone on the left dare touch such precious ingots." The merch is a mug with "Liberal Tears of People Who Were Fired for Mocking Charlie Kirk". Maybe this is what we need to do to honor his memory, more cool MAGA stuff. A little retail therapy never ended up on bullet casings. *This article might totally be absolutely not endorsed by Satan's minions. Though we are looking forward to meeting Tyler Robinson!*

Sort him in the Twin Flames Over 40 Group. He's too old for the twin flames youth group ages 0-21. He can come back and vibe unconditional love, once he agrees to these terms and conditions: 1. Grow some hair. 2. Leave Lynnanne for the true twin flame. That rotten karmic spending way too many time caring about dogs and less about humans. 3. Be truly antifascist. You're not truly standing up to fascism if you let Trump voters into your life and do this, ew, weird thing like "disagreeing over politics." You can't just tell the LGBT you love them and then betray them by hanging out with such dumb lesser-thans. Join the trans community in their fight for visibility and don't forget to donate to the Kamala Kampaign Kowabunga Event on September 17, 2025. It's gonna be a party on TikTok and unlike SOME people, we invite everyone. And if you disagree, you just support trans suicide and innocent bloodshed of trans kids.

It's time we unmask what the A in RAZZLE was really doing in the bushes with his four kids... First of all, there were several big allyship mistakes. 1. He went bald and shaved his head. Never trust someone bald. Those kinds of veterans are particularly scary. Can we say, 2007 Britney much? 2. He was a veteran to begin with. No more war, we can't resist anymore. It's not safe. How do we know he doesn't have a bargirl on the side? It's not like he told the fans about anything outside the marriage? He never came out as polyamorous...reads as a bit dishonest...totally carries Pinkerton energy. 3. Gets a little obsessive when watching OnePiece. In cosplay? Wearing facepaint? Face paint is for girls, boys shouldn't do stuff like that. Don't say I didn't warn any Asian American college communities...this one is particularly frightening. He just dons Luffy's straw hat to look cool and fuel Ryan's voyeurism. Who are the straw hat pirates again? Wasn'...

Local engraving services on Etsy have come under fire after the FBI hastily blamed them for inspiring the motive behind Tyler Robinson's actions. After extensive questioning and a brief lunch break to the FurryCon events nationwide, upon immediately witnessing the culture it became safe to automatically judge furries. Okay but would someone reasonably go out in public with an attachable tail? These people are weird...total accomplices. The following statement has not been endorsed by Lucifer and his team of hellspawn at all. They are doing awesome in subscription count.

Jeff Divine has more information from a demon hoping for some collateral: "Since we couldn't claim Charlie Kirk's soul, we are willing to recruit the person who did his best to help us. God has since told us that this mortal sinner did not want to go to confession, instead, thought that being in control of his own mortality was a better option. We're a huge fan of that, props to the guy for striving to live forever and maintain a sense of control and gain popular support from college campuses. This is someone with great potential to do all kinds of unspeakable evil. Murder? Pssh...we thought we had a Nazi on our hands...take a look at this guy...maybe we weren't so unsuccessful after all!" Father John has asked to keep such a weird thing like the "Holy Sacrament of Confession" sacred and thus confidential. What kind of children does Shaleia Divine think he's hiding? Find out more after you purchase our past-life regression readings to raise your ...

We at Twin Flames Universe have a lot of contact with angels which is why we help so many lost souls rise to unconditionally loving vibes, but did you know we have equal access to Satan and his army of demons? Check out this latest energetic download from Jeff: let this man voice his gift! It can help save so many lives! "I'll be honest, I'm really disappointed in my army of shadow people and demons. We were told that we had a chance at claiming Charlie Kirk's soul when he constantly invited so many Democrats claiming that the far-left wants peace too and doesn't feel safe and included. Your task is to go after Donald Trump and send him to hell. He had 100% involvement in Epstein affairs. If you can keep any Jews out of our way while we try and win him over, we would appreciate that. Because, Jeff, I'm not here to come down on you but we really need some infamous backup. Our squad is futile and running out of options. If you could help get us some souls we prom...

We've done our duty clearing the karma and exposing Lynnanne's mysogynistic menstruating person ways, but did you know we have more women joining the forces of evil and doing unspeakable transphobia to "Twin Flames Universe"? That's right...look no other than Zach's karmic wife over here: Sam. Your true twin flame will be accepting of people and philanthropic no matter what. Sheleia has expressed to us that she does not feel safe answering the very scary questions of fascist investigators at the Michigan Attorney General's Office. When pressed for questions, THE Ohio State University had no further comment to offer.

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" strive to be great friends, not good ones. Remember, keep raising your vibes and you will reunite with your twin flame in this lifetime...or the next. Here are really good friends to those, ew, Jews, that we dare not associate ourselves with since we're not afraid to challenge our so-called "good humans all prim and proper". 1. Charlie Kirk. Did this really weird thing in this lifetime where he "united differing opinions" and saw Israel as *gasp*...the GOOD GUY???? We are OFFENDED at such pure sweetness, get his mourners away from us. Too vampiric! We're not safe from someone like that. 2. Nelson Mandela. Really? He had to pick a violent sport like rugby to unite Apartheid South Africa? Yet he "changed his mind" and supported Israel and their apartheid and recommended education as a "weapon". That language was very aggressive, not inclusive nor peaceful! 3. Ghandi. He could eat a cheeseburger to...

Despite numerous pleas from Variety magazine that Ryan Gosling's "playful teasing" and "thanking Grace-Marie del Villa for the gifted subs on Twitch" were likely "parasocial acknowledgments", del Villar has corrected the general public and reassured the fans that these monetary donations were from her side hustle on OnlyFans to keep generating interest in their love story. More on the latest scoops is Patrick Conlin, who married the two in Rome. "Yeah, she just walked in and explained that a gifted psychic brought them together and no questions asked, I wished the couple all the best and thought that there would be long life, good health and happiness. I didn't see any red flags or possibly using the courts to trap people in abusive relationships or unhealthy fixations on celebrity culture. They seem to be doing fine. I really wasn't a fan of Eva Mendes, found her prudish and always butting in on their personal business and being a bit of ...

In a shocking fate worse than death, Patrick J. Benca has been court-ordered to spend eternity rooting for the Texas A&M Aggies instead of the Arkansas Razorbacks like he wanted. The longtime stan of the Razorbacks has exercised his right to remain silent. This court order was approved shortly after finding out the attorney was disbarred. Mainly because he's male. Can't have anyone other than women ordering people around.

A local church pianist has been UNMENTIONABLE because instead of accompanying the choir as planned with "Be Not Afraid" like they wanted, we had to hear the same old jam that we hear at literally every other mass. All the time, same music and she had to pick the grand prize... "On Eagles Wings"... Literally everyone who worships Jesus knows the song now shut it off!

This well-penned and eloquent review was actually written by Jeff Divine, not his lawyer, not the evil fascists investigating us, Jeff himself. We don't feel so ashamed. And if you don't agree with me, you're transphobic.

A therapist is suddenly under fire after various business partners and viewers on Instagram and YouTube claimed that they found his content "comforting", "getting me through hard times", and "a safe place online where I don't feel judged for having severe depression or anxiety". A lot of these viewers turned out to be right-wing Trump voters, aka fascists, who would be better off dying since Hitler took his life and the world threw a party. And they don't like our "cult", Twin Flames Universe. Look at these pathetic racist dummies, always supporting the stripping of human rights.  Now let's see if he's a 10 or not...

After a trial that concluded on Friday, the jury has rested their case and found Amanda Silverman guilty of several crimes, not included to: -Gaslighting Jeff and Shaleia -Gaslighting Sabriye Dubrie -Selling drugs on the side to pay for her pathetic divorce/drug pushing -Telephone harassment -Loitering These are the worst crimes ever. Her sentencing is on Wednesday, September 31, 2025.

As hurricane Andrea encroaches on the Sunshine State, threatening Disney's life with merchandise sales losses and fewer employees to exploit to fill the pockets of park executives, a "humble" estate planner has been found guilty of stalking multiple women and forced to endure the fiery pits of Clearwater heat. See how these venomous lawyers descend into the Great Pit of Darkness. Satan himself has stated that he would rather be put on blast by Babylon Bee than endure his terror.

Guys... We at twin flames universe might not agree on everything...okay? But when you don't let a lady empower herself on OnlyFans...you're being sexist. That is her right to embrace her body in all its nakedness. We're not defaming the men by stating this much, Jeff doesn't mind OnlyFans so much... HEY! JOHNNY DEPP FANS! QUIT STARING AT HER! YOU'RE ABUSING HER! STOP ABUSING THE COURTS! Anyways, this random lesbian named Skyler was arrested for doing that and we gotta do our duty and expose such hateful bullies.

A: This doesn’t even have to be contact, I was "boo-hoo whining and crying racism and transphobia", I mean, triggered, just by him being alive sometimes without communication. But basically they cause you to feel a little...intimidated. Usually fear, jealousy, ect. And then you react based on your "desire to brag about what you did Peter Quill's mom", er, ego. This can be running to avoid things or even an argument or downright ghosting each other. Abandonment wounds are brought to the surface. No matter how many well-meaning therapists tell the other half that it's "borderline personality disorder", this is more the case stage 1 of coming out as trans. We shouldn’t be so triggered by transness and "main character syndrome". My twin flame is really the only person who does trigger me like this and then I react at an extreme. And then friends approach me and they're like, "broz the two of you hoover constantly around each other. I...

A woman saying that our beloved twin flames society is just like Jared Leto's "cult" is full of lies! She's starting a conspiracy with Leto's fans to delegitimize our quest for trans rights everywhere. The shrimp people, they will come for your family. They'll turn the courts against you. STOP saying I'm accusing people of what I'm doing. Because.

Recently Charlie from Moist Critical kept harassing our "cult" but really equitable society with prank phone calls to police. We are NOT paranoid! Shrimp people and twin flames are real and you guys wanna whine and boo hoo claim "it's self-defense to think your cult is funny and comedy material to read on a podcast" but you know what? It's NOT FUNNY! And it's TRANSPHOBIC! Stop getting defensive and just admit we are NOT a cult! These allegations really hurt our feelings!

After some examination claiming that "Twin Flames Universe" is a "cult", we have determined through the powers of psychic abilities and the flow of the universe that Alexis was not actually found guilty of her crimes defaming us like this. Here's her background check: -Stealing too many hearts/polyamory -Secretly liking her twin flame -Telling the police to "shove it" -Actually being Iron Man, there's no distinction

Recently, intersectional rights are under attack. My twin flames higher self tried to warn me that there would be karmics trying to come in-between us. But nothing could stop our love. At the end of days, The Creator called us to ascend to higher consciousness so that we could defend trans rights for all. And Christian is in our way. He must be stopped!

In a shocking and baseless attack on our support group helping souls ascend to the divine and vibing unconditional love, far-right fascist support towards the "raid" when ACTUALLY it's an attack on trans rights occurred in a hateful YouTube video that additionally denies opportunities to people of color. We are NOT creepy and we will NOT be silenced by pig bigots. If Matt Walsh goes to the hospital, don't treat him. He is extremely dangerous!

I have a very important announcement. Don't listen to the greedy corporation bigwigs at McDonald's. Their fries will stalk you and your children. Love, Wendy's.

In a bold move, the creators at RAZZLE Media, albeit very begrudgingly and with multiple eyerolls, has acquiesced all rights to completely consume Smileberry Art's store owner in the bedroom. No input has been sought from Zach and Alan's spouses over the matter. Woe this very sad day. Please type F to pay respects. Also ahem I over here exist and might like to add that JK Rowling is defaming her first ex-husband, keep away from her at all costs! No one believes her after her latest transphobic rant.

Don't listen to the Zionists, conservative Christians or really any Christians. Alexis is very happy with her lifestyle choices, secretly admires Jordan from RAZZLE and still owes them money from the other cybernight. Stay tuned. We're making progress happen!