My Coming Out Journey

Many of you don't know this: I've done a lot of evil things in my life and I've been really hesitant to put out this personal information out there. I just gotta say it...

I'm a registered Republican.

I've been experimenting a little and I think I haven't been a white supremacist enough. So as I come out of my shell and explore who I am, I was thinking maybe I would give the KKK a shoutout. It is their absolute right to make sure that no black person has a say on their rights whatsoever. Protect the white kids...or else!

I've met some people and established a community where I can figure myself out, and initially we were going to start vanilla but we really wanted to explore pleasure from pain. So we bought some guns, and a lot of them! We now have a collection of AK-15 rifles, collector items from the Smithsonian in Washington DC, and Trump's mugshot painted on our wall. We worship him as our God in this sacred space and we ask anyone outside the relationship to stay out of our affairs. Or else.

I've been also exploring my new identity as a racist regime runner person by encouraging others to invest in the economy, get off of welfare and get a real job for real Americans. After this we will crush the rebellion by being very antisemetic when standing with Israel and super Islamophobic, by supporting the IDF. Next we will give employment opportunities to people with disabilities by telling them they can run their own business and be an entrepreneur. Except if they are liberals. None of these disabled losers can hang out with us cool hipsters.

Any ideas on how I should express myself please suggest in the comments.