COMING FORWARD ABOUT ZACHARY WAYNE MOURAR'S HORRIFIC ABUSE

Since my divorce from the notoriously evil Z in RAZZLE, I have become a spokesperson for women everywhere facing domestic violence. Trans women not included, only biological women.

Sigh...when we were married, Zach wouldn't watch "Space Chimps" with me after five hundred requests to just stick to the script, ignore those annoying Mary Kay people who want to "expand their business" and "market products". After seeing that annoying display, I have confirmed with very legitimate documents that I have authority to speak on the matter, namely fake green cards, claims those people were banned from WDW and have been to Disney jail and a restraining order against Johnny Depp himself.

After the settlement was discussed, I didn't get a common law arrangement like we signed and agreed to the other night. So far he has been way too harsh on my work, saying my piano playing "sucks" and that "I can't even function around his famous celebrity friends" and that everything was "parasocial". Since then he has secretly admitted to wanting me as more than friends and that he is a pimp behind closed doors. The very idea...harumph!

He used to beat me every night while doing these drunk commentaries that honestly nobody cares about. Who would subscribe to such disgusting filth like telling jokes over a movie when they should really just be quiet so the characters can finish speaking? It's irritating hearing these annoying "disabled voices" be so sexist and tell degrading jokes about women. This is clearly offensive and should be censored by YouTube copyright claims.