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He Used to Call Me the Four Letter C-Word Too #MeToo

After authorities have investigated the matter, we have concluded that Lynnanne really did beat her husband at a game of Monopoly and there has been no peace in the household ever since. The FBI was called to a house at approximately 5:15 PM EST. Reports of a bald man with blue eyes surfaced as he was spotted on the property after he told his wife she was being cringe and needed to stop spending their money on Universal Orlando tickets. It is unknown to the public what led to this altercation though local residents are advised to remain on alert and sound the alarms as this man is extremely dangerous. Other reports include his protected veteran status (stay away from those narcissists, clearly they are racist and not inclusive enough), rumors he still has his Academy saber in his nightstand and that he plays FNAF on the daily. And he drinks. If this man is spotted, please call the following number: (888) 447-5594.

BREAKING WIND: Zach Still Feels "Unadulterated Loathing" Towards Trump Supporters, Needs to Be More Inclusive of Odd Numbers

Well, folks, after trying the following: -Hard stare -Warning other students of his narcissism -Calling the boys in blue -Calling a lawyer We haven't been able to determine that Zach from RAZZLE, who is an American citizen, has done enough in the content to appease the far right. Do better.

Andrew Tate Returns from a Vacation: Women Admit that the Allegations against Him and Bill Cosby Were Racist and put MLK's legacy to shame

Recently Mein Fuhrer Donald Trump allowed Andrew Tate, amazing Israel ally and big fan of what is happening to the Palestinians, to return to America after a long holiday. The trip included a European cruise, likely to escape all the bars of chocolate the States had to offer in favor of the finest cuisine. After the food and wine tasting, Bill Cosby, previously wrongfully convicted advocate for black people's rights, chimed in about Trump's decision to help the wrongfully accused, defamed, broken, and defeated by how others saw how Tate looked in the mirror. Tate has been open about his weight loss journey and believes that women should "go back to America where they came from". Remember, it's only racism if it applies to black people. Hispanics who live here legally...not so much. Tate shared all the wonderful recipes he made since his weight loss journey, including potato dumplings with cheese and lots of sour cream, quiche Lorraine and Boston Cream Pie donuts f...