He Used to Call Me the Four Letter C-Word Too #MeToo
After authorities have investigated the matter, we have concluded that Lynnanne really did beat her husband at a game of Monopoly and there has been no peace in the household ever since. The FBI was called to a house at approximately 5:15 PM EST. Reports of a bald man with blue eyes surfaced as he was spotted on the property after he told his wife she was being cringe and needed to stop spending their money on Universal Orlando tickets. It is unknown to the public what led to this altercation though local residents are advised to remain on alert and sound the alarms as this man is extremely dangerous. Other reports include his protected veteran status (stay away from those narcissists, clearly they are racist and not inclusive enough), rumors he still has his Academy saber in his nightstand and that he plays FNAF on the daily. And he drinks. If this man is spotted, please call the following number: (888) 447-5594.